Topic: what if you used a can of NOSâ„¢ Engergy Drink as fake urine?

brie !OudrPWaUDQ started this discussion 15 years ago #11,638

If you used NOS instead of urine in a drug test do you think they would figure out what it was and get the joke... or do you think they'd just be pissed?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later[^] [v] #209,630

I think that even your fat negro cock couldn't pass for a can of NOS.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,635

> just be pissed
I see your terrible joke that you made there.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,639

They would know it isn't urine. They wouldn't be able to tell it's Nos energy drink specifically.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,640

@OP
> drug test

No, a taste test.

They'd know right away it's not urine for a drug test.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,644

@previous (F)

the carbonation would give it away.

Unless you can claim to have an obscure disease.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #209,662

@previous (B)
It would be better to say you take some weird supplement or medication.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #209,672

Carbonation and smell would give it away.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #209,673

@previous (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
I think it smells like piss, though.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #209,674

Are you trying to tell us to avoid that drink? Thanks, pal.

@209,672 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
This man has obviously tried it before. ;)

brie !OudrPWaUDQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #209,675

@209,673 (sluggy)
and looks like it.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,677

@209,672 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
not if you mix it with your pee before you trip, and leaving the nos open for a while before you mix it with pee will remove any carbonation

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,801

@OP

> do you think they'd just be pissed?
Funny.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,802

@209,630 (B)
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
@209,639 (sluggy)
@209,640 (F)
@209,644 (B)
@209,672 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
@209,674 (H)

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,842

lolololol

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,844

@209,802 (K)
Not really, I made my own joke. I demand to be removed from your list of citations at once.

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