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Topic: Omegle spy mode is amazing.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,637

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #209,608

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fucks !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,616

"Are you a beeeeyitch who like bananas?"

Got like 5 funny conversation with that

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,620

@previous (fucks !VoCaLoNunI)


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Are you a beeeeyitch who like bananas?
Stranger 1: monkeys do
Stranger 2: no but i will put it where u want
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: in my fridge please

fucks !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,621

@previous (A)
lol

fucks !VoCaLoNunI double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,623

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fucks !VoCaLoNunI triple-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,625

> Question to discuss:
> Are you a beeeeyitch who likes mmm... bananas?
> Stranger 2: yes
> Stranger 1: no
> Stranger 2: i like bananas
> Stranger 1: beeyitch isnt a real word
> Stranger 1: so no i'm not a beeyitch
> Stranger 1: but bananas are okay
> Stranger 2: i like bananas, is all
> Stranger 2: :D
> Stranger 2: This does not have enough ponies.
> Stranger 2: ^
> Stranger 1: now you've lost me
> Stranger 2: :O
> Stranger 2: MLP:FiM
> Stranger 1: idk what you're talking about
> Stranger 2: MY
> Stranger 2: Little
> Stranger 2: Pony
> Stranger 2: : Friendship
> Stranger 2: is
> Stranger 2: Magic
> Stranger 1: or you could read a book
> Stranger 2: :O
> Stranger 2: fan fictions count?
> Stranger 2: some are REALLY good
> Stranger 1: i guess, but you arent going to learn anything from that
> Stranger 2: others not so much
> Stranger 2: ehhh
> Stranger 2: not true!!!!
> Stranger 2: :O
> Stranger 2: Read Muffins
> Stranger 2: sorry
> Stranger 2: Bubbles
> Stranger 2: ^^^^
> Stranger 2: muffins is ugggg
> Stranger 1: or you could read vonnegut or orwell and gain something from it. like idk a brain
> Stranger 2: bubbles is Q_Q
> Stranger 2: i've read all of them
> Stranger 1: hell you can even read some tolkien
> Stranger 2: not each of their books
> Stranger 2: but some
> Stranger 1: what did you read by them?
> Stranger 2: i read Fellowship
> Stranger 2: ummm
> Stranger 2: Slaughter house 5
> Stranger 2: 1984
> Stranger 1: fellowship was pretty awesome and so was slaughterhouse 5
> Stranger 1: and 1984 was good also
> Stranger 2: creepy
> Stranger 2: hmmm
> Stranger 1: what is creepy

For a second I thought I was stranger 2.

But then I realized I was the spy.

And that stranger 1 is probably hamfist.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,626

@209,621 (fucks !VoCaLoNunI)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Are you a mmmmmbeeeeyitch who like mmmmmmmbananas?
Stranger 1: not you again
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,627

Question to discuss:
Are you a mmmmmbeeeeyitch who like mmmmmmmbananas?
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Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,633

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAAARRGH
Stranger 2: bronies
Stranger 1: random lol
Stranger 2 has disconnected

FINALLY

fucks !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,636

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,637

Question to discuss:
DID YOU KNOW THAT RARITY IS PART MARSHMELLOW?
Stranger 2: Nobody is supposed to know that.
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 2: You've never watched My Little Pony?
Stranger 2: Lol you must be the biggest loser on the Internet
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #209,638

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
mmmmmbeeeeyitch who like mmmmmmmbananas
Stranger 2: fuck you
Stranger 1: i love big ass bananas ;)
Stranger 2: youre ruining this
Stranger 1: 18f us
Stranger 1: lets fuck
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Stranger 1: win.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,849

@209,637 (A)
lol, awesome question.


Talk to strangers!
11,853 strangers online

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
DID YOU KNOW THAT RARITY IS PART MARSHMELLOW?

Stranger 1: OMG

Stranger 1: AWESOME

Stranger 2: EPIC.

Stranger 1: THAT TOO

Stranger 2: AWE-INSPIRING.

Stranger 1: Do you even know who Rarity is?

Stranger 2: Yeah, do you?

Stranger 1: Yeah.

Stranger 1: Prove it.

Stranger 2: Prove it, SPY.

Stranger 2: PROVE IT!!@@!!!!!1111!!!

Stranger 1: SHE IS THE MOST FASHIONABLE PONY IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA

Stranger 2: PONIES ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH.

Stranger 1: THEY ARE NOT.

Stranger 2: WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU, THEY MAKE YOU CRY.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

brie !OudrPWaUDQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,850


DID YOU KNOW THAT RARITY IS PART MARSHMELLOW?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZMyYPOHYA&feature=fvsr

Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZMyYPOHYA&feature=fvsr

Stranger 2: w8

Stranger 1: GUYS WATCH PLEAS4E

Stranger 1: ITS IMPORTANT

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1: !!!

Stranger 2: lol stranger danger..

Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZMyYPOHYA&feature=fvsr

Stranger 2: i guess it is.

Stranger 1: WATCH

Stranger 1: :(

Stranger 2: kay..

Stranger 2: anyway

Stranger 2: want some candy?>.>

Stranger 2: ok nvm jk :P

Stranger 2: bye

Stranger 2 has disconnected


if you want to abduct children, go to Surry County in North Carolina, i guess.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,856

Question to discuss:
What do you think about http://minichan.org?
Stranger 1: never saw it
Stranger 2: website
Stranger 2: not going to visit
Stranger 1: sound dirty for midgets

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,857

@previous (E)
> Stranger 1: sound dirty for midgets
lol'd

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,880

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Would you like my hot, throbbing cock to molest your dirty little bumhole?

Stranger 1: Bumhole... xD

Stranger 1: makes me giggle too much

Stranger 2: jejejeje

Stranger 1: Hahahahaha

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,890

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Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,901

@previous (H)
Do you like the taste of baby faeces?

Stranger 2: Eh

Stranger 2: Never tried

Stranger 1: baby faces?

Stranger 2: Lo

Stranger 2: Lol

Stranger 1: or feces

Stranger 1: it's hard to understand

Stranger 2: I hope faces

Stranger 1: maybe it's a mixture

Stranger 1: of baby faces and feces

Stranger 1: like salad

Stranger 1: baby faeces

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,977

Question to discuss:
I know your secret.

Stranger 1: omg
Stranger 2: can ya keep it?
Stranger 1: what secret
Stranger 1: sure
Stranger 2: swear this one you'll save
Stranger 2: better lock it
Stranger 2: in your pocket
Stranger 1: swear in god
Stranger 2: takin this one to the grave
Stranger 1: ah comn
Stranger 2: ok...right now....I have a huge boner...no lie! bum bum bum!!! *dramatic reverb
Stranger 1: go fuck your mom
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,016

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?
Stranger 2: Pinkie
Stranger 2: Fluttershy is best though
Stranger 1: Pinkie.
Stranger 1: Agreed!
Stranger 2: Pinkie is also sexier than the lesbian
Stranger 1: I can't say that I've found any of the ponies to be sexy.
Stranger 2: I find all ponies to be sexy, like Octavia and Trixie
Stranger 1: If you say so, dear.
Stranger 2: Derpy, not so much though
Stranger 2: But Sweetie Belle :3
Stranger 1: You are an interesting person.
Stranger 2: Thanks
Stranger 1: I didn't really mean that as a compliment.
Stranger 2: Lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected


I have to disagree with Stranger 2 on this, I think that Rainbow Dash is sexier but Pinkie Pie would be more fun to be with. Also Derpy is the best character on the show, fuck you.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,031

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?
Stranger 1: Pinkie
Stranger 1: She's so sexy
Stranger 1: But Fluttershy is best pony
Stranger 2: dude
Stranger 2: what the F is with all the MLP shit
Stranger 1: It's a really good show. Have you tried an episode?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: You should
Stranger 2: because i'm not a 9 year old girl
Stranger 1: I'm a 16 year old male myself
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: what the hell
Stranger 2: gay, i assume?
Stranger 1: Love and toleration to all
Stranger 1: 100% straight
Stranger 2: lies
Stranger 1: No u
Stranger 1: I'm so straight I'd love to fuck all the female ponies on the show
Stranger 2: well good luck figuring out your sexuality bro
Stranger 2: maybe you are into animals
Stranger 1: I am
Stranger 2: beastiality
Stranger 1: I love that
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,041

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What pony would you ride around Ponyville?
Stranger 2: Rainbow Dash.
Stranger 1: a miniature
Stranger 1: i dont know what ponyville is
Stranger 2: No life.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #210,372

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
how are indians?

Stranger: ugly
Stranger: brown

You: i dont fucking know

Stranger: smelly
Stranger: walking people covered in shit

You: they move thier necks too much

Stranger: thats jews no?
Stranger: showing off their kike noses

You: jews.. indians.. whats the difference?

Stranger: jews have curly hair
Stranger: indians have similar dna to that of white ppl

You: lol

Stranger: but sone did a lot damage to their head
Stranger: and thier fucked now
Stranger: son*

You: that explanation makes perfect sense

Stranger: im serious man
Stranger: arabs indians europeans

Stranger: come from 1 family
Stranger: they devided into 2
Stranger: 1 went north (europe)

You: but they turned brown so we know to avoid them?

Stranger: 1 went south (persia india region)
Stranger: try to imagine an indian man
Stranger: but skin is white

You: yeah, they would be just like a white person

Stranger: looks very european similar facial characteristics
Stranger: now do this for an asian
Stranger: or a nigge

You: lol
You: LOL

Stranger: no way josey!

You: its pretty scary that if you go far enough back, we were all niggers.

Stranger: no
Stranger: its false man
Stranger: we all came from africa
Stranger: but we were never niggerrs my friend

You: oh, well thts a relief.

Stranger: dont u worry there
Stranger: jews arnt white their ashkenazi
Stranger: a diffrent non indo european region

You: im white but sometimes i feel like a nigger and i get scared.
You: that i will turn into one

Stranger: u cant de evolutionate
Stranger: not possible in our univrse

You: phew

Stranger: u may grow large teeth and get wings in the future though

You: nah, im not british.

Stranger: and become like sarah jessicah parker dressed in dollar cheap wings

You: lol
You: will i ever turn into a little girl?
You: dat would be nice.

Stranger: gonna have to ask my friend benjamin button here, 1 sec

You: k

Stranger: he says unlikely but he'll let u suck his dick if u become sarah jessica
Stranger: boy he got wierrd tastes :S

You: yeeah, i think ill be avoiding mr.button.

Stranger: its ok he is 6 years old now, he will die soon

You: since he wont let me suck his cock anyway..
You: that would be like reverse pedophilia or something

Stranger: im just curious
Stranger: if he will become younger
Stranger: into a child
Stranger: then into a baby
Stranger: then toddler
Stranger: and then die...
Stranger: or he'll become smaller and into a fucking barbie doll and into a fucking sperm

You: i hope its that one.
You: so before he dies, he gets sucked back into the testicles he came from.
You: but who knows how that works

Stranger: his dad is dead
Stranger: so i dunno how that would work

You: wait what, where would he go then?

Stranger: when someone dies though
Stranger: your testicles still must live

You: does he just dry up on the couch?

Stranger: for some time

You: like a jizz stain?

Stranger: if u take good care of them balls
Stranger: thy can live for longer
Stranger: ooh he can live on my bed shit theres plenty of friends like him on there too

You: lol

Stranger: bed sheet

You: looool

Stranger: there some on tv
Stranger: and some on the plates at a restaurant i work as a waiter
Stranger: we''' find him a place

You: :,)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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