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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Are you a beeeeyitch who like bananas?
Stranger 1: monkeys do
Stranger 2: no but i will put it where u want
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: in my fridge please
fucks !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,621
fucks !VoCaLoNunI double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,623
fucks !VoCaLoNunI triple-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,625
> Question to discuss: > Are you a beeeeyitch who likes mmm... bananas? > Stranger 2: yes > Stranger 1: no > Stranger 2: i like bananas > Stranger 1: beeyitch isnt a real word > Stranger 1: so no i'm not a beeyitch > Stranger 1: but bananas are okay > Stranger 2: i like bananas, is all > Stranger 2: :D > Stranger 2: This does not have enough ponies. > Stranger 2: ^ > Stranger 1: now you've lost me > Stranger 2: :O > Stranger 2: MLP:FiM > Stranger 1: idk what you're talking about > Stranger 2: MY > Stranger 2: Little > Stranger 2: Pony > Stranger 2: : Friendship > Stranger 2: is > Stranger 2: Magic > Stranger 1: or you could read a book > Stranger 2: :O > Stranger 2: fan fictions count? > Stranger 2: some are REALLY good > Stranger 1: i guess, but you arent going to learn anything from that > Stranger 2: others not so much > Stranger 2: ehhh > Stranger 2: not true!!!! > Stranger 2: :O > Stranger 2: Read Muffins > Stranger 2: sorry > Stranger 2: Bubbles > Stranger 2: ^^^^ > Stranger 2: muffins is ugggg > Stranger 1: or you could read vonnegut or orwell and gain something from it. like idk a brain > Stranger 2: bubbles is Q_Q > Stranger 2: i've read all of them > Stranger 1: hell you can even read some tolkien > Stranger 2: not each of their books > Stranger 2: but some > Stranger 1: what did you read by them? > Stranger 2: i read Fellowship > Stranger 2: ummm > Stranger 2: Slaughter house 5 > Stranger 2: 1984 > Stranger 1: fellowship was pretty awesome and so was slaughterhouse 5 > Stranger 1: and 1984 was good also > Stranger 2: creepy > Stranger 2: hmmm > Stranger 1: what is creepy
For a second I thought I was stranger 2.
But then I realized I was the spy.
And that stranger 1 is probably hamfist.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,626
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Are you a mmmmmbeeeeyitch who like mmmmmmmbananas?
Stranger 1: not you again
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,627
Question to discuss:
Are you a mmmmmbeeeeyitch who like mmmmmmmbananas?
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Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,633
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAAARRGH
Stranger 2: bronies
Stranger 1: random lol
Stranger 2 has disconnected
FINALLY
fucks !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,636
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,637
Question to discuss:
DID YOU KNOW THAT RARITY IS PART MARSHMELLOW?
Stranger 2: Nobody is supposed to know that.
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 2: You've never watched My Little Pony?
Stranger 2: Lol you must be the biggest loser on the Internet
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#209,638
if you want to abduct children, go to Surry County in North Carolina, i guess.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,856
Question to discuss:
What do you think about http://minichan.org?
Stranger 1: never saw it
Stranger 2: website
Stranger 2: not going to visit
Stranger 1: sound dirty for midgets
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,857
@previous (E) > Stranger 1: sound dirty for midgets
lol'd
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,880
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Would you like my hot, throbbing cock to molest your dirty little bumhole?
Stranger 1: Bumhole... xD
Stranger 1: makes me giggle too much
Stranger 2: jejejeje
Stranger 1: Hahahahaha
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,890
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,901
@previous (H)
Do you like the taste of baby faeces?
Stranger 2: Eh
Stranger 2: Never tried
Stranger 1: baby faces?
Stranger 2: Lo
Stranger 2: Lol
Stranger 1: or feces
Stranger 1: it's hard to understand
Stranger 2: I hope faces
Stranger 1: maybe it's a mixture
Stranger 1: of baby faces and feces
Stranger 1: like salad
Stranger 1: baby faeces
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,977
Question to discuss:
I know your secret.
Stranger 1: omg
Stranger 2: can ya keep it?
Stranger 1: what secret
Stranger 1: sure
Stranger 2: swear this one you'll save
Stranger 2: better lock it
Stranger 2: in your pocket
Stranger 1: swear in god
Stranger 2: takin this one to the grave
Stranger 1: ah comn
Stranger 2: ok...right now....I have a huge boner...no lie! bum bum bum!!! *dramatic reverb
Stranger 1: go fuck your mom
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#210,016
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?
Stranger 2: Pinkie
Stranger 2: Fluttershy is best though
Stranger 1: Pinkie.
Stranger 1: Agreed!
Stranger 2: Pinkie is also sexier than the lesbian
Stranger 1: I can't say that I've found any of the ponies to be sexy.
Stranger 2: I find all ponies to be sexy, like Octavia and Trixie
Stranger 1: If you say so, dear.
Stranger 2: Derpy, not so much though
Stranger 2: But Sweetie Belle :3
Stranger 1: You are an interesting person.
Stranger 2: Thanks
Stranger 1: I didn't really mean that as a compliment.
Stranger 2: Lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected
I have to disagree with Stranger 2 on this, I think that Rainbow Dash is sexier but Pinkie Pie would be more fun to be with. Also Derpy is the best character on the show, fuck you.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#210,031
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?
Stranger 1: Pinkie
Stranger 1: She's so sexy
Stranger 1: But Fluttershy is best pony
Stranger 2: dude
Stranger 2: what the F is with all the MLP shit
Stranger 1: It's a really good show. Have you tried an episode?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: You should
Stranger 2: because i'm not a 9 year old girl
Stranger 1: I'm a 16 year old male myself
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 2: what the hell
Stranger 2: gay, i assume?
Stranger 1: Love and toleration to all
Stranger 1: 100% straight
Stranger 2: lies
Stranger 1: No u
Stranger 1: I'm so straight I'd love to fuck all the female ponies on the show
Stranger 2: well good luck figuring out your sexuality bro
Stranger 2: maybe you are into animals
Stranger 1: I am
Stranger 2: beastiality
Stranger 1: I love that
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#210,041
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What pony would you ride around Ponyville?
Stranger 2: Rainbow Dash.
Stranger 1: a miniature
Stranger 1: i dont know what ponyville is
Stranger 2: No life.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#210,372
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
how are indians?
Stranger: ugly
Stranger: brown
You: i dont fucking know
Stranger: smelly
Stranger: walking people covered in shit
You: they move thier necks too much
Stranger: thats jews no?
Stranger: showing off their kike noses
You: jews.. indians.. whats the difference?
Stranger: jews have curly hair
Stranger: indians have similar dna to that of white ppl
You: lol
Stranger: but sone did a lot damage to their head
Stranger: and thier fucked now
Stranger: son*
You: that explanation makes perfect sense
Stranger: im serious man
Stranger: arabs indians europeans
Stranger: come from 1 family
Stranger: they devided into 2
Stranger: 1 went north (europe)
You: but they turned brown so we know to avoid them?
Stranger: 1 went south (persia india region)
Stranger: try to imagine an indian man
Stranger: but skin is white
You: yeah, they would be just like a white person
Stranger: looks very european similar facial characteristics
Stranger: now do this for an asian
Stranger: or a nigge
You: lol
You: LOL
Stranger: no way josey!
You: its pretty scary that if you go far enough back, we were all niggers.
Stranger: no
Stranger: its false man
Stranger: we all came from africa
Stranger: but we were never niggerrs my friend
You: oh, well thts a relief.
Stranger: dont u worry there
Stranger: jews arnt white their ashkenazi
Stranger: a diffrent non indo european region
You: im white but sometimes i feel like a nigger and i get scared.
You: that i will turn into one
Stranger: u cant de evolutionate
Stranger: not possible in our univrse
You: phew
Stranger: u may grow large teeth and get wings in the future though
You: nah, im not british.
Stranger: and become like sarah jessicah parker dressed in dollar cheap wings
You: lol
You: will i ever turn into a little girl?
You: dat would be nice.
Stranger: gonna have to ask my friend benjamin button here, 1 sec
You: k
Stranger: he says unlikely but he'll let u suck his dick if u become sarah jessica
Stranger: boy he got wierrd tastes :S
You: yeeah, i think ill be avoiding mr.button.
Stranger: its ok he is 6 years old now, he will die soon
You: since he wont let me suck his cock anyway..
You: that would be like reverse pedophilia or something
Stranger: im just curious
Stranger: if he will become younger
Stranger: into a child
Stranger: then into a baby
Stranger: then toddler
Stranger: and then die...
Stranger: or he'll become smaller and into a fucking barbie doll and into a fucking sperm
You: i hope its that one.
You: so before he dies, he gets sucked back into the testicles he came from.
You: but who knows how that works
Stranger: his dad is dead
Stranger: so i dunno how that would work
You: wait what, where would he go then?
Stranger: when someone dies though
Stranger: your testicles still must live
You: does he just dry up on the couch?
Stranger: for some time
You: like a jizz stain?
Stranger: if u take good care of them balls
Stranger: thy can live for longer
Stranger: ooh he can live on my bed shit theres plenty of friends like him on there too
You: lol
Stranger: bed sheet
You: looool
Stranger: there some on tv
Stranger: and some on the plates at a restaurant i work as a waiter
Stranger: we''' find him a place
You: :,)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.