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Topic: FAO: Father Merrin, it is a sin to miss Mass

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,357

What if, on the way to Mass, you see someone injured on the side of the road, but stopping to help them would cause you to miss Mass? What should you do?

Father Dave !QQGhFnKGPY joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,284,951

Keep driving. The buttholes of those alter boys won't always be tight, so I got to get em while their young. :)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,980

There was a Miss Mass the boys and I knew, she dressed like a nun.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,143

There was a parable all about this one
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