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Topic: I bought a sex toy tonight, fora.

Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 2 years ago #116,323

I guess it could also double as a massager since I have a feeling it'll be mostly used on my hands, but I bought a MagicWand Pro and I cannot wait to feel the vibrations between my legs.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,284,649

Where you gonna put it? Between your nuts?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,650

@previous (B)
In her vagina

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,652

@previous (C)
He doesn't have a vagina. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,654

@previous (D)
Yes, she does.

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Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,656

@previous (C)
No, he doesn't.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,657

boy pussy aka up his shitter.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,659

@1,284,656 (D)
How do you know more about this person's genitalia than she does?

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Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,661

@previous (C)

> How do you know more about this person's genitalia than he does?

Yes.... How do you?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,662

@1,284,650 (C)
@1,284,657 (E)
These items aren't meant to go inside

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,663

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
My mistake then.

Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,693

@1,284,649 (B)
I push it all inward. 😏

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,698

You are not a woman, nor will you ever be. You're one of many confused autistic men taken in by the internet.

You need some tough love. You are in your 30's. People your age are getting married, traveling, furthering their careers, joining the property ladder. You waste your life away on the internet and pretend to be something you know you aren't.

You need to seriously reassess what you're doing with your life, because right now you're on track to be our next Matthew Miller. I wish you all the best.

Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,714

@previous (G)
I doubt I’m on track to be the next Matt Miller. You don’t even know anything about my life currently other than I have a job.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,717

@previous (Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Xoo will go far, if you truly believe in xieself!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,720

@1,284,714 (Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Even Kook hates you. Can you take that in for a second? Even the person literally being paid to say nice things to trans people still can't help but speak to you in an almost exclusively condescending way.

G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,721

@1,284,714 (Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You are assuredly on track. Having a job in your 30's isn't an achievement, especially when it pays a mediocre wage.

Do you live at home?

Are you married or in a long term relationship ("online" doesn't count)?

Do you expect to ever earn a salary high enough you can support yourself and live a good life? What are you doing to achieve that?

Nothing much has changed for you in the last 10 years. If you continue down the same road another 10 years will pass and you'll be in the exact same place in life.

You will be another Matt. Another Green. Never changing. Never moving forward in life. Same in 2024 as in 2010, fundamentally.

It's not too late to change. You don't have to listen to me, if you're happy then you do you, but one day you will realize you have wasted your precious life on nonsense and LARPing.

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Queen Catherine !TGirlIWBOM joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,736

@previous (G)
fag

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,751

@previous (Queen Catherine !TGirlIWBOM)

> fag

Yes, you are.

Queen Catherine !TGirlWWXFM replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,753

@previous (D)
no u.

Anonymous I replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,754

@1,284,736 (Queen Catherine !TGirlIWBOM)
@previous (Queen Catherine !TGirlWWXFM)
> !TGirlIWBOM
> !TGirlWWXFM
Upgrade that GPU card, then we'll talk.

Queen Catherine !TGirlWBIAM replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,756

@previous (I)

Queen Catherine !TGirlWQcnQ replied with this 2 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,764

@previous (Queen Catherine !TGirlWBIAM)
Nice a bland new image!

Queen Catherine !TGirlDTECM replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,770

@previous (Queen Catherine !TGirlWQcnQ)

Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,845

Everyone in this thread with the exception of Kook is a faggot.

Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,846

@1,284,721 (G)
What’s wrong with Green?

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,847

@1,284,698 (G)
What are you doing with your life?

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,849

@1,284,845 (Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

That's so mean, all I did was provide xoo with an inspiring message

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,854

@1,284,845 (Queen Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You seem a tad bit upset. Did your balls not get satisfied?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,859

I have a magic wand and it’s a waste of money, I tried to make a bunch of cards appear out of thin air and everyone just laughed at me, yo nigger yo I’m a rip rap rapping on mini Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!
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