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Topic: I fell in love again

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,312

She works for the same organization that I do, albeit on the floor below mine; there’s not a lot of opportunities for me to go to that floor and vice versa. She’s mixed, skinny, and just absolutely gorgeous. She always looks very professional; high heels with business clothing on. I don’t know her name or what she does with the company. I don’t know anything about her. All I know is that I am in love with this perfect jungle cutie. I got out of my car in the parking garage this morning and she was walking by. She seemed to speed up when she noticed me walking behind her. I was thinking maybe this is my chance to talk to her. We were in a group on the elevator the other day and I saw her look back at me once, and I even shaved last night so I look a lot more well-put-together. Alas, I walked into the office building and she walked the other direction and just vanished. I don’t know where she went because in order to get to her office she would have to take the same elevators as me. Either way, I am determined. I am going to marry this woman one way or another. I already have a picture of her printed that I took with my phone printed out and applied to my vision board and also have her as my phone background. I can’t wait until we have a bunch of little quadroon children.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,284,536

You should make a move. Block her path and smell her hair. Ask her if she knows to wipe from anus to vagina, not the other way. Show her photos of your perineum.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,537

@previous (B)
Anus to vagina? That sounds like a recipe for a delicious treat if we’re being totally honest.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,538

If she's a tranny then it's anus to balls ftw, especially if you are into cultivating chode fudge (mung on the chode).

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,548

When you eventually snap and murder people please give us a shout out before the cops blow your head off.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,549

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why would you assume I’m going to snap and murder people?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,550

@previous (A)
Just a feeling I get sometimes. Had the same feeling about Osama bin Laden on September 10, 2001 and didn't mention it. I learned not to make the same mistake twice.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,552

Never let anyone see the spirit board

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,618

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I think he should organise a work show 'n' tell event and bring it along
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