Topic: Merrin here. In this thread I will answer all your questions about God and religion.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #116,311 Inspired by the thread about adult converts...
Hello friends! As a priest, I find that I am constantly asked the same types of questions by my flock. Questions such as:
How and why was the world created?
If God made the universe, who or what made God?
If God's ultimate desire is for mankind to know Him, why does He make Himself so impervious to perception?
If God is omnipotent, why did He require the blood sacrifice of Jesus?
Why don't miracles happen with the same frequency they did in Biblical times?
If God is all-powerful and all-loving, why does He allow children to suffer and die of cancer?
And many other questions.
So, if you have any questions about God, Jesus, religion, Catholicism, and life in the clergy, feel free to ask them below and I will answer them.
Have a blessed day, friends! ποΈπ
NiggerOfColor joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,284,529 The Bible encourages us to treat even our worst enemies with kindness and humility. Correct? I then ask: why, Father, you see fit to harass FuckAlms to death?
My second question: what is the Catholic position on the use of imageboards in general?
Thank you for your time.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 26 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,532 What is the best method to pray for Kookβs salvation?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,533 Do niggers get into heaven? If they do, can I request going to hell?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,534 Will Matthew Rosteet Miller of Kunming go to Heaven, despite his membership of the Falun Gong group?
Anonymous E double-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,535 Some more:
1. How do you know Jesus existed?
2. Does Jesus care about everyone, even the grossly overweight? Alcoholics? People with failed business ventures?
Thanks.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,542 When will you finally die?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,545 Could God create a forum so shitty that even He could not moderate it?
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,546 Would you say a short prayer for my friend? He's a Jewish imageboard moderator who I fear is going to suffer in the eternal fires of Gehenna. Thank you.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,553 @OP enis
Didn't read a single word.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,555 What's gods favourite food
dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 2 years ago , 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,556 Does god like VR games?? I am playing budget cuts
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,559 How many kids have you fucked
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,578 Are frozen embryos full humans?
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,581 Why did God create R*ussians?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,582 @1,284,529 (NiggerOfColor )
> The Bible encourages us to treat even our worst enemies with kindness and humility. Correct?
Correct!
> I then ask: why, Father, you see fit to harass F*ckAlms to death?
F*ckakms is not dead, as evidenced by Tinychan still acting as a safe space for sexual deviants.
> My second question: what is the Catholic position on the use of imageboards in general?
Relatively neutral.
> Thank you for your time.
Bless you friend!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 54 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,583 @1,284,532 (C)
> What is the best method to pray for Kookβs salvation?
The same as that for anyone else's salvation.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,584 @1,284,533 (D)
> Do black people get into heaven?
There is no race, creed or colour in Heaven. All are equal.
> If they do, can I request going to hell?
Of course!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago , 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,585 @1,284,534 (E)
> Will Matthew Rosteet Miller of Kunming go to Heaven, despite his membership of the Falun Gong group?
If he repents of all his sins, then yes.
Anonymous L replied with this 2 years ago , 1 second later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,586 Are frozen embryos full humans?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,587 @1,284,535 (E)
> Some more:
>
> 1. How do you know Jesus existed?
Because I have a personal relationship with Him.
> 2. Does Jesus care about everyone, even the grossly overweight? Alcoholics? People with failed business ventures?
Yes.
> Thanks.
Bless you friend!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 37 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,588 @1,284,542 (F)
> When will I finally die?
Only God knows the date of our deaths!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,589 @1,284,545 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Could God create a forum so sh*tty that even He could not moderate it?
Paradoxical notion. God would never deliberately create something sh*tty. God would create a perfect forum that then fell from grace of its own free will.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago , 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,590 @1,284,546 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Would you say a short prayer for my friend? He's a Jewish imageboard moderator who I fear is going to suffer in the eternal fires of Gehenna. Thank you.
Consider it done!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 years ago , 28 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,591 @1,284,555 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> What's gods favourite food
Punctuate, my dear boy. We've been over this.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 years ago , 52 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,592 @1,284,556 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Does god like VR games?? I am playing budget cuts
#SlavaUkraini! πΊπ¦
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) septuple-posted this 2 years ago , 21 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,593 @1,284,578 (L)
> Are frozen embryos full humans?
No.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) octuple-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,594 @1,284,581 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Why did God create Russians?
To provide an example of a people who are able to scratch their own arses without first acquiring written permission from America.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,608 Father Dave, have you read the book Divinity of Doubt? If so your thoughts.
Also, since you are a priest, when you are voiding your bladder, do you ever look at your penis and have remorse for the vile acts you have committed with said penis? Or does your faith in God block them type of thought out?
Thank you.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,612 Father Dave, do people retain their individual point of view in heaven/hell, or are they subsumed into a greater spiritual mass?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,637 @OP edophile, you missed a question ...
@1,284,559 (K)
> How many kids have you fucked(Edited 28 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago , 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,674 @1,284,590 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Ta.
Anonymous L replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,675 @previous (tteh !MemesToDNA) dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,771 @1,284,592 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
U wot
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,776 @1,284,608 (N)
> Father Dave, have you read the book Divinity of Doubt?
I have not.
> Also, since you are a priest, when you are voiding your bladder, do you ever look at your penis and have remorse for the vile acts you have committed with said penis?
Urination is not a vile act. It is the flawless design feature upon which God decided to cleanse our organisms.
> Thank you.
Bless you friend!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,777 @1,284,612 (O)
> Father Dave, do people retain their individual point of view in heaven/hell
Of course! Though you will receive a new name (Revelation 2:17).
> or are they subsumed into a greater spiritual mass?
Lol no!
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,784 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Father Dave, what do you think of the theological hypothesis that the Christ was a human shell without a human soul, and that the Holy Spirit instead filled that role?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,787 @OP edophile, you missed a question...
@1,284,559 (K) asked you;
> How many kids have you fucked
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,790 @1,284,784 (O)
> Father Dave, what do you think of the theological hypothesis that the Christ was a human shell without a human soul, and that the Holy Spirit instead filled that role?
I think it's gibberish.
Bless you for the question, friend!
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 22 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,791 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Can you expound?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,792 @previous (O)
Not required. Patent gibberish can be cogently dismissed. I also wouldn't spent time "expounding" on why the Universe wasn't created 20 minutes ago by a paraplegic raccoon named Derek.
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,794 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
If it is so stupid, it should be simple to disprove.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,796 @previous (O)
> If it is so stupid, it should be simple to disprove.
Ah, so you're asking me to educate you! Fine, I'll set you a task: disprove that the universe was not created 20 minutes ago by a paraplegic raccoon named Derek. You have until the end of the day, Eastern time.
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,797 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
In Genesis, it explains that at the beginning there was only God, and that He created the Universe with his Word.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,798 @previous (O)
> In Genesis, it explains that at the beginning there was only God
Citation needed.
> and that He created the Universe with his Word.
Citation REALLY needed!
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,799 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
John 1:1
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 30 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,805 @previous (O)
Quote it and you'll see your mistake.
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,806 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,807 @1,284,805 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@OP edophile, you missed a question...
@1,284,559 (K) asked you;
> How many kids have you fuckedFather Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,808 @1,284,806 (O)
> 2. He was with God in the beginning.
Thanks, that'll be all.
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,809 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> the Word was God
Thank you, that will be all.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,811 @previous (O)
@1,284,797 (O)
> In Genesis, it explains that at the beginning there was only God
@1,284,808 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> He was with God in the beginning.
Once again:
> Thanks, that'll be all.(Edited 19 seconds later.)
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,814 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
He was with God, and He was God. Thanks.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,816 While Anon O works on proving the universe was not created 20 minutes ago by a paraplegic raccoon named Derek (he has until midnight EST), I'll open up the floor for other questions...
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,818 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why are you evading this question?
@1,284,559 (K) (K) asked you;
> How many kids have you fuckedAnonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,831 @1,284,816 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I have, in fact, already proved it! Now can you please address my question?
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,832 I'm playing superhot
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,834 What would you do if God appeared to you and said "it's pronounced Jod" and then disappeared?
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,837 @previous (P)
That's how they say it in limburg
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,840 @1,284,831 (O)
The clock is ticking. Midnight EST remember...
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,843 @1,284,834 (P)
> What would you do if God appeared to you and said "it's pronounced Jod" and then disappeared?
I'd be perfectly calm. It wouldn't be the first time God had appeared and spoken to me.
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,848 @1,284,840 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
If you could kindly do your job, father, that would be great.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,851 Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,852 @1,284,840 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why are you evading this question?
You were asked;
> How many kids have you fuckeddw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,853 If you fart in VR, do you fart irl?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,855 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
This is a thread for theological questions, my dear boy. We've been over this.
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,856 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
See
@1,284,852 (F) and stop evading the question
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,857 @1,284,855 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
It was a question for god
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,865 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Did He answer you?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,866 @1,284,856 (F)
What question?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,869 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why are you evading this question?
You were asked;
> How many kids have you fuckedAnonymous Q joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,873 @1,284,851 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You'll have to describe the image in words.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,879 @previous (Q)
What image?
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,880 @1,284,865 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
No i thought you would ask for me
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,883 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Why not ask Him yourself? He speaks Dutch.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,885 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
i would prefer not to
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,886 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Are you ashamed of what He will find when He looks into your soul?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,888 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> I will be ashamed when He finds out how many kids I've f*cked. :)
You sick bastard.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago , 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,889 @1,284,886 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
No
Anonymous O replied with this 2 years ago , 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,936 @1,284,851 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I think it's a great shame that you couldn't engage me in a philosophical talk on the nature of Christ, explaining the Catholic Churches position on the matter. But then again what can someone expect of a fake priest?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,937 @previous (O)
4 more hours till midnight EST!
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,938 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
What, do you believe, is the question of the century?
Semen Stained Cassock !aiKwPhUSA. replied with this 2 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,939 @1,284,937 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> 4 more hours till midnight EST!
Is that when you go out to molest?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,940 @previous (Semen Stained Cassock !aiKwPhUSA.) Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,941 @1,284,938 (R)
> What, do you believe, is the question of the century?
Right now? Is Slayer's Reign in Blood the greatest thrash metal album in history?
Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,943 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
The real question of the century, is why you continue to avoid answering this question...
> How many kids have you fuckedAnonymous S joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,944 @1,284,535 (E)
theres one in history records howd you not know this
what did create gd?
why doesnt he do more to improve our lives when they suck? why does he seem absentee?
Semen Stained Cassock !aiKwPhUSA. replied with this 2 years ago , 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,948 @1,284,943 (F)
> The real question of the century, is why you continue to avoid answering this question...
>
> >How many kids have you fucked
Way to many for him to keep track of. In his mind he feels if he washes his dick off with holy water then it absolves him of the crime.
Semen Stained Cassock !aiKwPhUSA. double-posted this 2 years ago , 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,147 @1,284,937 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> 4 more hours till midnight EST!
Well time is really up. Maybe you got arrested last night. Society couldn't be that fortunate.
Anonymous S replied with this 2 years ago , 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,041 @1,284,776 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
why does it smell bad tho
also u didnt answer
@1,284,944 (S) Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago , 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,043 @previous (S)
Dave also refuses to answer this question...
> How many kids have you fuckedAnonymous T joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,056 @previous (F)
He also refuses to tell us his age.
I suspect he's over fifty.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 months ago , 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,337 @1,284,941 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You're a Polish midget.
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