Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago#116,284
A new transgender started working at the office recently. He/she is so damn annoying to look at. It's like a trainwreck you can't look away from. He/she has caught me staring a few times and probably thinks I am attracted to him/her.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,284,251
Consider compassionately confronting and connecting with this colleague. Challenging your preconceptions and cultivating curiosity can create camaraderie and cooperation.
Choose conscientiousness and cultivate a culture of inclusion and respect.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,284,260
@previous (A)
The person you just replied to has encouraged her mentally ill husband to cut his penis off. Wise decision to not waste time engaging with her.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,284,286
@1,284,284 (B)
I don't have any saved to my tablet or I would. Most of them are on my phone search history but I can show you that when my phone charges.
I also hold 38291122210030 named professorships, 9439349349592012 department chairs, 477347345345 Rhodes Scholarships, 3498572934952345 MacArthur Fellowships, 8212388489348299238239 Fields Medals, and 923047502934750297349856234 Nobel Prizes.
I've published over 679384679384769872345 peer-reviewed journal articles, 3980723049572 invited chapters, and 9237840672345 books. I chair the editorial boards of 20937405971234 peer-reviewed journals.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,284,292
@previous (E)
Amateur. The degrees I mentioned are those I earned while still in middle school. You do not even want to know what I earned at university.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,284,293
@previous (B)
I earned all those while I was writing that post. There aren't enough atoms in the universe to represent the number of degrees I've earned over my entire lifetime.
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,284,298
@previous (B)
My first degree was in Degrees. Because I am an expert in the subject, I earn degrees anytime anyone earns degrees. Now, of course, when I earn a degree, I earn a degree for that degree and a degree for that degree for that degree... and therefore, by induction, I earn an infinite number of degrees not only for each of my earned degrees, but also for each of yours. Thanks for the thanks. Thanks.