Topic: I was walking a dog and it pissed on a couch
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,278
Somebody was moving in our out, I had to flee the scene. I had no choice.
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,284,224
@OPenis
Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,325
@previous (Indie the Grate)
No it's the truth, I had no choice.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,391
@previous (A)
You had a choice
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,393
@previous (C)
Well yeah, I had to choose to protect the dog. There's no telling who's couch that is, and if he would react angrily.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,395
That was my couch, pendejo!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,397
@previous (D)
You left your couch on the sidewalk! I almost fell over it!
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,398
@previous (A)
I was moving in, puta cabron! I had to throw it away!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,402
@previous (D)
That's no excuse! You were risking pedestrian safety!!;!;
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,403
@previous (A)
Pinche pendejo! Mi abuela gave me that couch!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,404
@previous (D)
I don't care who's couch that is. I almost died, amigo. You're welcome that I did not. Good day.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,406
@previous (A)
Eres un dead hombre.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,410
@previous (D)
I SAID,I said good day.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,417
Was it your dog?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,418
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's really none of your business, is it?
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,565
@1,284,393 (A)
You still had the choice
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