Topic: I was walking a dog and it pissed on a couch

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,278

Somebody was moving in our out, I had to flee the scene. I had no choice.

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,284,224

@OPenis
Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,325

@previous (Indie the Grate)

No it's the truth, I had no choice.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,391

@previous (A)

You had a choice

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,393

@previous (C)

Well yeah, I had to choose to protect the dog. There's no telling who's couch that is, and if he would react angrily.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,395

That was my couch, pendejo!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,397

@previous (D)

You left your couch on the sidewalk! I almost fell over it!

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,398

@previous (A)
I was moving in, puta cabron! I had to throw it away!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,402

@previous (D)

That's no excuse! You were risking pedestrian safety!!;!;

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,403

@previous (A)
Pinche pendejo! Mi abuela gave me that couch!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,404

@previous (D)

I don't care who's couch that is. I almost died, amigo. You're welcome that I did not. Good day.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,406

@previous (A)
Eres un dead hombre.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,410

@previous (D)
I SAID,I said good day.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,417

Was it your dog?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,418

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's really none of your business, is it?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,565

@1,284,393 (A)

You still had the choice

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