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I once had a pair of shoes that made giant thunderclap fart noises as I walked. It didn't help that they were smelly too, sort of like rotten cabbage, slightly sweet. People would never hold elevator doors for me, and would cross over to the other side of the street to avoid me, as I FART, FART, FARTed their way.