Minichan

Topic: Can you guys help a bro out?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,264

Hey minichan. Long time user here. This is kind of embarrassing to ask but is there anyway you guys could help a brother out. I am a nearly 30 year old kissless Virgin. Is there anyway you could find it in your heart to help a bro out and donate to my etherum wallet. I just want to experience love even if it's just once in my life.

0x6Aba21548E3b2A93C86be85cce52116273975C9B

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,284,085

Yeah man I’ve got 23 ETH to spare. There’s a catch though. You have to solve my lateral thinking problem first.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,086

How will the ETH help you experience love? Or is it love felt through receiving donations?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,088

@previous (C)

> How will the ETH help you experience love? Or is it love felt through receiving donations?

Buying sex

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,102

Why would I give you money to buy a hooker when I could use that money to buy a hooker for myself instead?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,111

Hi. Femboy/transfemme anon here. I live deep in the Bible belt and am in desperate need for support and money if you can be so kind for hrt. The mental stress of being forced to present as masculine is almost too much to bare. If you can please spare some etherum to my wallet I would be very thankful sisters.Sisters.

0x6Aba21548E3b2A93C86be85cce52116273975C9B

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,113

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Sending u $5,000,000 ASAP.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,129

can't buy you love

you can only buy fuck

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,136

@1,284,113 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's the same address as op!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,167

@1,284,129 (boof)

Wtf is dis thread 😂

Kook joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,189

You deserve nothing but death.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,195

@previous (Kook)
You're weird, brah

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,198

etaoin shrdlu, nildorahtsethaodi

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,200

@previous (boof)

Good old etaoin shrdlu, the lithographic goblin

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,203

@1,284,198 (boof)
If you play wordle, seaor iltnd.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,205

@1,284,195 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
While you suck up all the electricity in your county, real people are living in squalor.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,206

@previous (L)
Get a job, nerd

Ahmed replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,207

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Those who hoard gold and silver, and spend it not in the way of Allah, give them tidings of a painful punishment.

9:34

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,211

@previous (Ahmed)
Muhammed sexually molested a 9 year old girl

Ahmed replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,212

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I wasn't aware of that until now, and a quick search has confirmed what you said.

From now on I will be a Dixie-Wiccan because that is the only metaphysical ideology that is free from contradiction. Soon I will consult with a physician to have my offending penis cut off.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,232

@1,284,207 (Ahmed)
Did he say anything about the fiat petrodollar?

Ahmed replied with this 2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,235

@previous (M)
Yes, the false prophet muhammed opined about America exporting its inflation through the MIC and energy policy, but now I realize the true oppression is patriarchy. Thank you kook!

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,236

@previous (Ahmed)
This new shtick of yours is tedious and uninspired. You should probably drop it and try to think of a better one. Thanks.

Ahmed replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,237

@previous (Indie the Grate)
لقد صنعت مؤخرة كاملة لنفسك وليس هناك عودة الآن. اذهب وابحث عن مجتمع آخر لأنه لن يأخذك أحد على محمل الجد هنا مرة أخرى. إليك نصيحة: قم بعمل أفضل لإخفاء ما أنت عليه حقا. كبشر لدينا غريزة طبيعية لتجنب السلوك الاجتماعي / السيكوباتي. لا تتوقع أنك ستتمكن من سحب ما فعلته هنا في أي مكان دون حدوث نفس الشيء مرة أخرى

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,239

@previous (Ahmed)
Didn't read, lol

Ahmed replied with this 2 years ago, 55 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,241

@previous (Indie the Grate)
رجل أمي!

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,244

aint mine

Anonymous O double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,284,245

@1,284,236 (Indie the Grate)

> This new shtick of yours is tedious and uninspired. You should probably drop it and try to think of a better one. Thanks.

fuck you
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