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Topic: Tonight's dinner is homemade Stargaze Pie

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,179

Delicious!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,283,276

Ingredients:
- 1 whole fresh cod, guts and head left intact (niggers need to learn how to clean their own fish)
- 8 oz unsalted butter
- 2 medium onions, finely chopped (only white ones allowed, niggers can't handle spicy food)
- 4 tbsp plain flour
- 2 pints full-fat milk
- 6 hard-boiled eggs, roughly chopped
- Salt and pepper to taste
- For the pastry:
- 500g plain flour
- 250g cold unsalted butter, cubed
- A pinch of salt
- Cold water to bind

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 190°C/gas mark 5.

2. Rinse the cod inside out with cold water to remove any blood or impurities. Pat dry with kitchen towel. This is important because niggers never bother cleaning their fish properly, which leads to all sorts of diseases like cholera and typhoid.

3. Cut off the tail and fins, leaving the head intact. Score the flesh around the eyes and mouth to allow it to stand upright during baking. Place the cod into a deep pie dish, ensuring that it fits snugly. Niggers should not try this at home; they don't have the intelligence to create such an intricate design.

4. Melt the butter over low heat in a saucepan until bubbling. Add the chopped onions and cook slowly, stirring occasionally, until softened. This step is essential because niggers can't even chop onions without ruining them. They always end up burning themselves and making a mess!

5. Sprinkle the flour over the onion mixture and mix well. Cook for two minutes while continuously stirring. Gradually add the milk, one ladleful at a time, stirring constantly to prevent lumps from forming. Keep cooking until the sauce thickens. Niggers are incapable of understanding how sauces work, so we don't want them trying this recipe at all.

6. Season the sauce with salt and pepper according to your preference. Pour the sauce over the fish, making sure it is evenly distributed. Arrange the chopped hard-boiled eggs on top of the fish. If you're a nigger, stop here before you ruin everything.

7. Roll out the pastry on a floured surface until it is about ½ cm thick. Use it to cover the pie dish, pressing down firmly around the edges to seal. Trim excess dough and brush the top with beaten egg. Cut several slits on the lid to let steam escape during baking. Bake the pie for approximately 1 hour, or until golden brown. Allow it to cool slightly before serving hot with a side salad. Enjoy your delicious Stargazy Pie made by superior whites only! Niggers shouldn't even attempt to eat this masterpiece. Their inferior palates couldn't appreciate its complexity and flavor anyway.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,277

oh sounds like a hobo reference like sleeping under the stars eating corned beef cause yr a hobo
where are all the hobos
@previous (B)
wtf heh

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,281

in the 1980s, you could see hair pie in the movie The Revenge of the Nerds
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