Topic: I would do literally anything for a crumb of intimacy from someone I’m attracted to

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,153

I feel so fucking hopeless. I feel dead inside. Absolutely fucking dead. I want someone to share this life with. I swipe and swipe and swipe on two different apps and I never get any matches. When I do get matches they don’t respond or it fizzles out.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I just ugly and boring? God forbid I be my fucking self. Sorry I don’t have a private jet in which I take trips to Saudi Arabia every weekend. Sorry I’m not 6’3” and jacked. I’m just me. I’m me. I’M ME. ME. ME. ME. I AM A PERSON TOO. I DESERVE LOVE. I DESERVE AFFECTION. I DESERVE INTIMACY.

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,283,063

Think of it laterally, not literally and you will find much more success.

Kook joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,064

You deserve to die destitute in a ditch

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,066

Literally just download grindr and upload a picture of you from your neck down in your underwear. You can get a feminine gay man to suck you off within like 3 hours probably.

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,069

Sorry buddy but if you can't take a woman for a weekend getaway to Saudi Arabia you're out of the gene pool.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,070

@1,283,064 (Kook)
I thought you were the real Kook for a moment and wasn’t surprised by this statement.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,071

Dating apps are cancer. Meet women the superior way: edgy corners of Twitter and volunteering with animals.

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tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,072

@1,283,066 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> probably
😉

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,075

@1,283,071 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> edgy corners of Twitter and volunteering with animals.
that's the same activity.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,076

@1,283,070 (A)
I don't say things like that

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,082

actual meat spaces tend to be better if u can get to one?
also okcupid if thats still on

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,283,087

nature provides some individuals with low-contact probability which ensures some survivors of any disaster that may wipe out large numbers of high-contact people

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