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Topic: When you put me in a barrel, it gets lighter.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,072

What am I?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
3 50%
2 33%
1 17%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,282,315

Open leg vulva.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,321

Is it cheese?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,325

Who answered "a candle"?!

Candles don't have negative mass, and they aren't buoyant in Earth's atmosphere.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,328

> What am I?
An alcoholic.

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,330

@1,282,325 (D)
Light has no mass. So if the candle were the result of a nuclear fission reaction, some of the mass would turn into photons, which is light, which is pure energy, and the barrel would, in fact, be lighter in every sense of the word.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,334

@previous (E)

> Light has no mass.

Yes it does.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,335

@previous (F)

Light is actually defined as the absence of dark, which has its own special form of matter.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,336

@1,282,334 (F)
Does not.

@previous (G)
Is not.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,339

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,345

@1,282,336 (E)

It is

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,347

@previous (G)
Literally every part of your post was wrong.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,350

@1,282,325 (D)

> Who answered "a candle"?!

Father Dave.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,361

@1,282,347 (E)

Literally, it's not. Dark Matter is an important part of the modern physics model.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,364

@previous (G)
lol. I hope this is satire, because otherwise you have a profound level of confusion.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,368

@previous (E)

I don't think so

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,282,400

it's what they make black bodies out of
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