Topic: That one dude in Pompeii who was jacking off when the volcano exploded

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,001

lol

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #1,281,619

We don't know if he was doing it before it exploded, it could have been right after

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,620

@previous (B)
I mean, if a volcano explodes, his first thought was to masturbate, not run for his life?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,625

@previous (A)

Well yeah. Maybe he thought the commotion would give him privacy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,626

@previous (B)
lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,634

He was identified as a man named Matthias Risto Mikolas.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,639

@previous (C)
oh Christ, can you stop?

Christos replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,645

@previous (A)
Stop what? And I go by Christos, not Christ. How did you know my name?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,281,647

@previous (Christos)
I am Matt. You have found this out! Instead of ignoring it (what I would do if I actually wanted to "fade away" and be forgotten) I will make sure that anyone who mentions me knows it is, in fact, me.

I have narcissism and my peepee gets hard when people talk about me. I have to seek negative (and only negative) attention because I have no meaningful human relationships.

(Edited 3 hours later by a moderator.)

Minichan