Topic: My life is going to change. And I am scared!
FatGreen started this discussion 15 years ago #11,594
All I ever wanted to be was a pokemon master. Now I'm getting married and have a kid on the way. My past was a disaster, I thought I was gay. Gone are the days where I can masturbate and be free, now I have to have responsibility. Oh, I wish it was the old days. I have a hungry urging. To go back to my old ways, and be an angry virgin.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #208,701
Son, you dun goofed. Good luck.
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #208,702
Oh, okay. Call me when something relevant to my interests occur.
Also, inb4 you play too much Pokemon, she dumps you, leaves you homeless with a kid, and you guys earn money beating kids at Pokemon on the streets.
Also, inb4 you play too much Pokemon, she dumps you, leaves you homeless with a kid, and you guys earn money beating kids at Pokemon on the streets.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,704
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,721
Your life is fucking ruined. You are fucked. Kill yourself before it's too late.
FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,725
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,728
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,885
@208,701 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
@208,702 (!VoCaLoNunI)
It's a poem/song, moræs.
He doesn't actually have a kid, and he will get himself dumped by calling his girlfriend fat and complaining about her body odour long before she proposes.
@208,702 (!VoCaLoNunI)
It's a poem/song, moræs.
He doesn't actually have a kid, and he will get himself dumped by calling his girlfriend fat and complaining about her body odour long before she proposes.
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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,886
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,907
Are you so retarded you dont know how to make a chick miscarry?
orc !WBRXcNtpf. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,023
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,026
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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,036
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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,041
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,042
Should of had a vasectomy.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,043
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(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)orc !WBRXcNtpf. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,083
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,096
Good idea alert: find one of those baby crazy women and leave her alone in a room with the chick you knocked up and tools for a c-section (a kitchen knife will do. That crazy bitch will use her teeth if it means getting a baby.)
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,099
Wait, aren't you like, 16?
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,101
@209,083 (orc !WBRXcNtpf.)
Lol'd. It really does go with everything, but that just worked on so many levels.
Lol'd. It really does go with everything, but that just worked on so many levels.
FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,103
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,104
FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,105
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,106
FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,109
I live minutes from there. I always buy reduced stuff from there init.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,118
@209,106 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (FatGreen)
There true colors show.
You britfags and your funny words make me lol.
@previous (FatGreen)
There true colors show.
You britfags and your funny words make me lol.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,126
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,127
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i occasionally get the urge to lay down and pretend to be a carrot :/
i occasionally get the urge to lay down and pretend to be a carrot :/