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Topic: How do I meet an e-girlfreind on the internet?

Seph !Se2qkvOR8I started this discussion 15 years ago #11,590

I need a girlfriend on the internet cant get one in real life.


How?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #208,629

Kill yourself.

vitralizer !R9999999r. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,632

Grow a pair.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,727

Your faggotry levels are now off the charts. Go home and drink some bleach.

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,736

Grow a pear.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,739

Try mixing ammonia and bleach. Do it in a small room with little or no ventilation, this will allow the fumes to escape and that's what you need to get her. Throwing it in the air in a public area, like a club, will work best. You see, when mixed, the two create a nice scent, and someone will undoubtedly come and ask you about it. Then you just small talk from there, and enjoy your new girlfriend.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,740

You hate women. Why look for one?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,793

I don't recommend it.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,844

@208,736 (FatGreen)
@208,632 (vitralizer !R9999999r.)
One time I saw an autistic kid run around with a pear shouting "Grow a pair!"

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,848

E-girlfriends are too easy to get, but hold none of the benifits of actual girlfriends. None of the downsides either really, but e-pussy isn't real pussy.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,849

@208,793 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Well, that's like... your opinion, man.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,850

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
I speak from experience. It doesn't work well.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,851

ask triptych

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,852

@OP

> How do I meet an e-girlfreind on the internet?

BAW HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Oh god this place get more pathetic by the minute!

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,853

@208,850 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
And I am, too. It's working pretty well.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,854

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Just wait until she 'attempts suicide' and goes into a 'mental hospital'.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,859

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Oh, okay.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,864

@208,854 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Just because you're too retarded to tell when someone is blatantly lying, doesn't mean everyone else is as well.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,867

Image went missing@208,727 (D)

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,870

Give your life up for haberdashery

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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,872

@208,864 (M)
If they're on Minichan, I think it's safe to say everyone else is as well.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,873

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Being on minichan doesn't mean you're a moron, it just mean you're a completely and helplessly socially inept failure who will die alone.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,881

@208,854 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Dude. Just because something happened once to you doesn't mean it always happens that way. Also, lol. You were probably fishing in contaminated waters.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,267

@208,632 (vitralizer !R9999999r.)

> Grow a pair.
> Psychopath
lol

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,271

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
How do you feel about minecraft 1.8?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,276

@previous (S)
im looking forward to it
kinda shitty that they're going to split it in two parts though

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,282

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
What do you mean with split it intwo two parts?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,286

@previous (S)
They couldn't finish the update on time so there's gonna be a 1.8 and a 1.9

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,287

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Oh, as always.
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