Topic: Weird shit you do and think no one else does
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,585
- Start picking nose as soon as someone leaves the room and I'm alone- Pull dick out while walking to toilet, save time
- Turn around on the last couple stairs so I'm facing the right way when reaching bottom
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #208,555
I sing popular songs to my dog and change the lyrics to reflect his personality.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,559
Piss on the side of the toilet to make less noise. :')
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,561
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,562
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #208,593
Flush the toilet before I piss and pretend that I am filling the commode with piss. It takes specific timing.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #208,595
i have never really directly touched my own butthole for the record
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #208,598
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #208,600
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #208,602
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,855
- Masturbate in my dads dirty underwear.
- Shove deodorant up my hole for sexual pleasure.
- Shove deodorant up my hole for sexual pleasure.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,856
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,857
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,858
@208,856 (C)
Are you happy now, you know my dirty (literally, you should see the skid marks he leaves) little secret.
Are you happy now, you know my dirty (literally, you should see the skid marks he leaves) little secret.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,865
Collect the lids from my green tea bottles for throwing at people sometime later on. I keep them in plastic cups on my dresser. Five cups, Minichan. Five fucking cups.
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,985
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,990
@208,602 (F)
> I tried it but I messed up the timing.
The timing is everything. Also the piss pressure relative to the refill rate of your toilet comes into play big time. It takes some practice and I always have to readjust slightly when I am in a different place.
> I tried it but I messed up the timing.
The timing is everything. Also the piss pressure relative to the refill rate of your toilet comes into play big time. It takes some practice and I always have to readjust slightly when I am in a different place.
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,991
I will make small goals then assign very hard but fictional punishments if I fail.
for instance.
"If I don't make it to the end of the street by the time that blue Miata passes me then let lightning strike and kill me."
for instance.
"If I don't make it to the end of the street by the time that blue Miata passes me then let lightning strike and kill me."
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,996
@previous (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Dude I used to do that all the time. Especially when I was young. It would always involve my mother getting killed. I hadn't thought of that in a while but your post reminded me.
Dude I used to do that all the time. Especially when I was young. It would always involve my mother getting killed. I hadn't thought of that in a while but your post reminded me.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,999
I will often times imagine myself to be in rather extraordinary situations where the resolution to my problems involve mundane and routine tasks. Such as lunch. I might imagine myself to be stranded inside a damaged and drifting spaceship and we've begun rationing food. I see myself as having squirreled myself away a small cache of food and am eating it in the lower decks hidden away from people who would kill me if they found my secret stash.
Walking the dog might be me driving a dog sled team in Alaska to victory over the invading mongol horde. Only I carry the scepter of Agamemnon!
Oh! And sometimes I wonder how people would react if I did something terrible right in front of them. Like upon meeting a friend of a friend I might imagine hitting them with a brick, and I wonder what the immediate response would be. I mean I know that I'd get into some kind of trouble, but what would the immediate response be? Or punching a chick at a party (I would never actually do this) just to see peoples faces, and time how long it takes before some dudes are kicking my ass. Honestly, I think most people would just be loud about it but wouldn't really do anything. maybe one dude would come try to kick my ass, but then it'd be over. Unless I was like a total stranger, then I'd probably get jumped.
Walking the dog might be me driving a dog sled team in Alaska to victory over the invading mongol horde. Only I carry the scepter of Agamemnon!
Oh! And sometimes I wonder how people would react if I did something terrible right in front of them. Like upon meeting a friend of a friend I might imagine hitting them with a brick, and I wonder what the immediate response would be. I mean I know that I'd get into some kind of trouble, but what would the immediate response be? Or punching a chick at a party (I would never actually do this) just to see peoples faces, and time how long it takes before some dudes are kicking my ass. Honestly, I think most people would just be loud about it but wouldn't really do anything. maybe one dude would come try to kick my ass, but then it'd be over. Unless I was like a total stranger, then I'd probably get jumped.
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Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,001
@208,996 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Lol I still do it. And if I don't make it I get this weird shiver like a small adrenaline surge.
Lol I still do it. And if I don't make it I get this weird shiver like a small adrenaline surge.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,005
Oh! And my favorite, last one, I promise.
Closing my eyes and counting to ten seconds while I'm driving. 10 seconds, no cheating. None of that 1....2....3....4....5...6..7.8910!!! business. It's just a game of personal chicken. Points are awarded it 2 categories --speed, and traffic congestion.
Closing my eyes and counting to ten seconds while I'm driving. 10 seconds, no cheating. None of that 1....2....3....4....5...6..7.8910!!! business. It's just a game of personal chicken. Points are awarded it 2 categories --speed, and traffic congestion.
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,006
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,012
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@209,005 (K)
@209,012 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I used to do this all the time on one road (it wasnt perfectly straight, so it was double exciting). Id do it to see how long I could keep my eyes closed. It was such a thrill. I have no idea how long the longest time was, but I got over 10 seconds a number of times. I don't remember any other mile stones (once I got to 10 once, it seemed much easier to go longer).
I haven't done this in years though. I've got drugs now.
@209,012 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I used to do this all the time on one road (it wasnt perfectly straight, so it was double exciting). Id do it to see how long I could keep my eyes closed. It was such a thrill. I have no idea how long the longest time was, but I got over 10 seconds a number of times. I don't remember any other mile stones (once I got to 10 once, it seemed much easier to go longer).
I haven't done this in years though. I've got drugs now.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,035
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Lol'd hard.
Lol'd hard.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,135
I listen to Chris Chan rant to help me sleep, I imagine fictional future conversations with people and then worry that I won't look surprised if the conversation actually happens, I wander around my neighborhood at all hours of the AM.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #209,136
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Like Uri Geller?
Like Uri Geller?
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #209,214
I make small talk with myself about my own life in the mirror.