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Topic: Do you believe in the Mudflood Theory?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,833

Well?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 months later[^] [v] #1,319,402

The Mudflood was a paradigm-shifting, cataclysmic convergence of turbidity currents and fluvial sedimentation that reset the global chronostratigraphic record, ya know? I mean, it's like, we're talkin' about a mega-scale event, a geologically-driven phenomenon (GDP) that generated an unprecedented amount of suspended solids, muds, and clays (~10^9 tons), resulting in a massive, low-frequency seismic signature (LFS) that disrupted the Earth's gravitational field. The sheer magnitude of this event was akin to a global-scale, sediment-transporting tsunami (GST), with mudflows propagating at speeds up to 100 km/h, causing widespread, diagenetic alteration of the local geology (~10^5 m^3/s). It's no wonder that this event had a profound impact on human society, forcing us to adapt and evolve in response to the new, post-Mudflood geological paradigm (PGP).

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,409

Grug tell story of big mud, biggest Grug ever see. Mud come from deep earth, shake ground and move fast, like giant river of dirt. Mud so heavy, it push rocks, trees, everything, cover all land. Mud move like angry beast, fast as running animals, maybe 100 big steps in one time.

When mud move, it make ground soft, change how rocks look, and make earth feel different. Earth not feel the same after big mud, it shake, and even sky feel strange, like earth too heavy now.

People live before big mud have to change. New earth too hard to live like before. People must get smart, learn new ways to survive after big mud come and change all. Grug people strong, so we learn new ways to live after mud cover all.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,427

@1,319,402 (B)
thats poo, innit?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,451

With the fringe pseudoscience stuff, it's not so much that I disagree with the goals (be a better human, reject frivolous modern trinkets, build a better society), but I'm willing to get there without being scared of the government, planet, aliens, or whatever. Count me in, but I won't be buying the filter glasses to protect me from magnetic waves or downloading the early warning app for my phone.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,488

the shittocene?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,498

@1,319,451 (E)
This reckless attitude will expose you to state-broadcast radiation that will fry your brain.

Filter glasses and shielded clothing will protect the people who know the truth.
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