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Topic: Me not Koko. Me Matt Miller. Koko bad gorilla. Matthew tired shtick.

Bobo started this discussion 2 years ago #115,752

Matthew bad human. Matthew post shtick. Matthew no job. Matthew bad human

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,278,771

Fifty. Years. Old.

Bobo (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,772

@previous (B)
Matthew fifty. Matthew need job.

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Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,776

Fifty. Years. Old.

Bobo (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,780

@previous (B)
Matthew fifty. Matthew bad gorilla.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,892

Man with history of sexually harassing girls pretends to be a gorilla with a history of sexually harassing girls. Look forward to seeing this again in a year or so when you're randomly reminded of the Koko shtick again. Never gets old.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,893

@previous (C)
Actually he pretended to be Bobo, not Koko, who, like matt, has a history of sexually harassing girls

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,896

@1,278,772 (Bobo)
How does he pay rent? Is that punk rock loli supernatural series covering the bills?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,901

@previous (E)
lmao

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,969

@1,278,896 (E)

> How does he pay rent?

His wife has a job selling furniture.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,974

@previous (F)
I thought she left him?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,985

@previous (E)
He's a walking enigma. Here's a fun lateral thinking problem you might enjoy:

I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement.

Who am I?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,986

MattMillerChan.org.net

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,278,990

@previous (G)

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,279,015

@1,278,985 (C)

> He's a walking enigma. Here's a fun lateral thinking problem you might enjoy:
>
> I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement.
>
> Who am I?

Oh damn.... I'm pretty positive I know the answer. Can you wait until Friday to give the answer?

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,280,273

@1,278,985 (C)
Can you give me one more year to figure this out?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,280,642

@1,278,969 (F)
@1,278,893 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> Actually he pretended to be Bobo, not Koko, who, like matt, has a history of sexually harassing girls
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