I was born and raised there. Did you have any specific questions?
@previous (B)
Yes. Can you recommend some good restaurants?
@previous (A)
Pizza Pizza Taliban. Just don't ask for pepperoni.
@previous (B)
Oh? I was hoping for something more local and authentic.
Oh, here we go again with the dramatics! As if we all didn't know who was behind this post. We 're not that oblivious!
I mean, seriously, who else would think it's perfectly normal to move to Kandahar for a job? It's like a prime example of our beloved attention seeker, trying to grab every last bit of attention they can get. Well, newsflash buddy, we see right through your little game.
Moving to Kandahar? Really? That's the best you could come up with to satisfy your insatiable urge for the spotlight? You couldn't have picked a more dangerous and controversial location if you tried. But no, it's all about you, isn't it? Always wanting to be the center of attention, even if it means putting yourself in harm's way.
We all know who you are, the one who constantly craves validation and the spotlight. You're the person who needs to be the star of every show, even if it means putting your life on the line. Oh, don't worry, we won't say your name because we all know who you are. We know your unnecessary desire to bring drama and excitement into your life, to feel like you're some sort of extraordinary hero.
You're not fooling anyone, and you're certainly not impressing us with your melodramatic boasts about moving to a dangerous city for a job. In fact, all you're doing is making everyone roll their eyes and shake their dicks at your desperate cry for attention.
Spare us the exaggerated tales and grandiose proclamations. We know who you are, and we'll be here waiting for your next desperate attempt to be somebody. Maybe next time, you'll consider doing something a bit more significant than seeking validation through dangerous stunts.
(Edited 51 seconds later.)
@1,277,481 (C)
Is this from BoJack Horseman