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Topic: Alexey Navalny forced to listen to pro-Putin pop singer every morning at 5am.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #115,599

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/23/russia-alexei-navalny-jailed-kremlin-putin-critic-i-am-russian-shaman-song-played


That scamp Putin has a fucking wicked sense of humour!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,276,889

I am amazed by how resilient Alexey is.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,890

@previous (B)
I know right? Every day on his Telegram and Twitter channels he posts about the hell of his incarceration! I'm reminded of all those American prisoners who also talk on social media about their jail experience.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,891

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

lol what, he actually posts on Twitter?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,898

He's an idiot for returning to Russia.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,899

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> He's an idiot for returning to Russia.

He's hoping to one day be the Russian Nelson Mandela. And yes, he's an idiot.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,900

@1,276,890 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Isn't that mostly his lawyers/his PR team posting after talking to him or whatever? No one actually thinks he's walking around prison showing the guards funny memes he found on his phone.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,904

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah he's clearly using Starlink™ with a phone smuggled up his arse.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,905

@1,276,899 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> He's hoping to one day be the Russian Nelson Mandela.
He might be waiting a while, I fear.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,908

@1,276,898 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
He's said he is Russian and proud and would not abandon his country and family and friends/supporters, he knew what would face him

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,913

@previous (E)
Hence he's an idiot.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,914

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Or just brave

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,915

@1,276,908 (E)
He is a moron and should have retired to the suburbs of Northern Virginia or Maryland with a house and salary paid for by the CIA like a normal high-profile dissident where he could criticize the Russian government comfortably.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,916

@1,276,914 (E)
Call me a coward but if elements of the UK government tried to poison me and I knew I'd face imprisonment or death upon my return, I would flee and never go back. That's just me though.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,918

@1,276,900 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Isn't that mostly his lawyers/his PR team posting after talking to him or whatever? No one actually thinks he's walking around prison showing the guards funny memes he found on his phone.

Yes. His team regularly communicates with him and posts his comments about what a fascist cunt Putin is all over Western and Russian social media. They also post his letters to his supporters telling them to keep fighting to overthrow the government. Which, you know, is totally what happens in a fascist dictatorship. Chinese political prisoners do this about Xi all the time, and don't even get me started on all those Guantanamo guys flooding Twitter with rants about what a piece of shit Biden is and telling their supporters to take him down.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,919

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Two things can be true: Putin is an authoritarian and Nalvany can call him one because Putin knows Nalvany isn't a threat. If he were actually a threat Putin would just kill him. He blew up Prigozhin's plane and didn't lose a wink of sleep over it. If Nalvany were actually gaining popularity with Russians and threatening the regime Putin would just have his throat cut in prison an hour later.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,921

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> He blew up Prigozhin's plane

Hearsay.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,922

@1,276,908 (E)

> He's said he would not abandon his family

Then he's a lying sack of shit because his family has been in the US for years. His daughter (Dasha Navalnaya) studies at Stanford University, has a YouTube channel where she shows off her million dollar California apartment, and gives brain dead Ted Talks and interviews to CNN about "what life is really like in Russia" (how in the fuck would she know?). Not bad for a "simple lawyer's daughter".

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,923

Behold, the political genius of "simple Russian girl" Dasha Navalnaya...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l4Lq7gaKW4A

I hope you're able to understand her incomprehensively heavy Russian accent.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,925

@1,276,921 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Did the very serious inquiry Putin launched to determine the cause of the plane crash ever come to a conclusion?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,926

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Like the inquiry into how a crack-addicted fuck-up named Hunter Biden became an "advisor" to Ukraine's biggest energy conglomerate, it is "on-going".

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,927

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Both investigations should take all the time they need to get to the bottom of these very complicated questions. You wouldn't want them to come to the incorrect conclusion at the incorrect time because they were rushed due to political pressure.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,933

@1,276,890 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

So he's being treated like a Norwegian prisoner, and given luxury items despite his conviction.

In USAmerica prisoners don't get to spend all day posting on social media, that's reserved for law-abiding free persons.

Call me crazy, but if he were actually oppressed they'd take his phone away during intake.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,955

@1,276,926 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
When you put me in a barrel, it gets lighter.

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