Topic: I just booked a trip to Spain with my Portuguese girlfriend from 4th Feb

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 years ago #115,587

And I've had to tell my Zimbabwean girlfriend that I'm going away with work to Barcelona.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,276,723

I seriously think you should consider my "kidnapped by drug dealers" plan

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,725

@previous (B)
You seem obsessed.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,811

YouTube would eat this shit up and you'd get rich. The trick would be to start secretly recording, editing etc and only releasing after episodes after it blows up in your face. Keep your identity secret so you can do it again lol.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,832

I really need to dump one but I'm too much of a nice guy and don't want to hurt their feelings

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,833

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Isn't it crueler to keep dating both and lying to them about it?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,835

@previous (D)
No.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,874

@1,276,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
So nice

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,875

@1,276,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
lmao

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,888

@1,276,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
https://youtu.be/txTEhgReZUA

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,910

@1,276,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Break up with one ffs

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,920

@1,276,832 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> I really need to dump one but I'm too much of a nice guy and don't want to hurt their feelings

Maybe ask them if they are interested in being poly as you have so much love to share

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,928

@previous (J)
Would never work, they are both a little mad.

Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,943

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> Would never work, they are both a little mad.

Which one do you like more the one you’re taking on vacation?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,946

does england have a shortage of dudes or something, i gotta move there.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,971

@1,276,943 (J)
I think I like the Portuguese one more but the Zimbabwean one treats me way better.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,972

@1,276,946 (K)
I just put myself out there and not to blow one's own trumpet, but I am quite good looking and charming

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,842

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
It doesn't help in the long run when the brain is fucked up in every possible way.

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