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Topic: dw, do you follow Dutch football?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #115,569

What's the word on Jizz Hornkamp? One to watch?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,276,484

My money's on Johan de Kock.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,485

Maybe one day they'll both play for Young Boys at the Wankdorf Stadium.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,491

No

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,492

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Shame. I wanted your expert opinion on Jizz.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,509

@1,276,485 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You'd like that wouldn't you?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,514

@previous (D)
Of course!

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,527

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
:)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,565

In all seriousness, I can't imagine dw enjoying anything.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,911

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Dutch people are incapable of enjoyment or positive emotions

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,978

@1,276,565 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I enjoy lots of things

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,980

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Such as?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,981

@previous (G)
Arc browser

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,983

@1,276,978 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Make a list.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,984

@1,276,978 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I read an article in a sociology journal once that said the reason Holland is famous for prostitutes is because Dutch women are just too thoroughly miserable to fuck. They'd rather spend their evenings drinking in the dark it said. Is this true?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,079

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> fuck
Wow. Can you be a little less explicit, please? I'm trying to teach my children to read and learn good Christian values here.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,115

@1,276,984 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
What journal

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,120

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
The journal of "Why won't Dutch women sleep with me?". It's very prestigious.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,170

I had a Dutch prostitute way back in the late 90s. She was really cute.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,171

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
She could still go at that age?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,174

@previous (I)
He was like 16 years old. She just gave him a sticker or a pin to put on his propeller baseball cap and sent him on his way. So, yeah.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,185

@1,276,984 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Also why would you be famous for prostitutes if the women are too miserable to fuck. None of this makes any sense

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 2 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,186

I am dubious of this journal

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,188

@1,277,185 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> Also why would you be famous for prostitutes if the women are too miserable to fuck. None of this makes any sense

Prostitutes in Holland aren't Dutch, they're from Asia, Eastern Europe, Africa, places like that. This is to compensate for Dutch women being too cripplingly doleful to fuck, they prefer instead to watch melancholic Lars Von Trier movies in the dark. It's what the sociology journal said.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,189

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oh it's from the sociology journal

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,191

@1,277,188 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> fuck
Please stop.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,241

@1,277,171 (I)
Nice one!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,277,255

real ones know he's the one to watch
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