Topic: My Zimbabwean girlfriend is insisting she comes stay with me for a week
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 years ago #115,543
Due to reasons. But I really don't want this as she'll judge my WOWing among other things. Plus when I just don't come home for two days because I'm with my Portuguese girlfriend she'll wonder why.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,276,150
Uh oh the house of cards is shaking
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,154
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,190
How about not revealing you play wow and then unexpectedly be summoned to something or another, like a business trip.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,192
she is probably suspicious of you
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,193
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,194
Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,196
@OPenis
Is she black, and if not, how racist is she?
Is she black, and if not, how racist is she?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,219
This won't end well.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,321
@1,276,193 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Both are.
That's why she wants to stay with you, so she can observe you more closely and look for clues.
I would keep playing WoW to throw her off track - she'll think there's no way a gaming nerd would have the time for more than half a girlfriend.
> Both are.
That's why she wants to stay with you, so she can observe you more closely and look for clues.
I would keep playing WoW to throw her off track - she'll think there's no way a gaming nerd would have the time for more than half a girlfriend.
Anonymous G double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,322
@1,276,196 (Indie the Grate)
> Is she black, and if not, how racist is she?
Keep up. He already told us she's white.
Also white Zimbabweans aren't at all racist, at least none I've ever met.
> Is she black, and if not, how racist is she?
Keep up. He already told us she's white.
Also white Zimbabweans aren't at all racist, at least none I've ever met.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,323
@previous (G)
He needs a dark skinned Paki third girlfriend who eats smelly, pungent curry for every meal and farts a lot.
He needs a dark skinned Paki third girlfriend who eats smelly, pungent curry for every meal and farts a lot.
Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,324
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,326
Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,329
@1,276,322 (G)
I don't spend my every waking moment furiously refreshing this Web site in order to read every single topic and reply that is pooted onto this fora. Thanks.
I don't spend my every waking moment furiously refreshing this Web site in order to read every single topic and reply that is pooted onto this fora. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,330
Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,332
This is Svet's new girlfriend. She's in his kitchen now lovingly preparing him a spicy, pungent curry!Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,334
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,337
This might sound crazy, but I think you should spend the week with your Zimbabwe gf playing a lot of WOW so she has a reason to think why you're often unavailable. And to explain to your Portugal gf why you're away for a week, you will need to fake that you were kidnapped by a drug dealer for not paying your bill and you've spent the last week in a room cutting bags as a slave to cover it
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,345
@1,276,323 (B)
the jig would def be up then
although s asian food is so spiced the digestion would be super smooth and pootless
@op
theres a solution youre not seeing, send the portuguese one to me in the states on a work visa and keep the other one ez.
the jig would def be up then
although s asian food is so spiced the digestion would be super smooth and pootless
@op
theres a solution youre not seeing, send the portuguese one to me in the states on a work visa and keep the other one ez.