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Topic: is there a Fujitsu in your post office?

boof started this discussion 2 years ago #115,505

going to need serious bug spray

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #1,275,775

wat

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,794

@previous (B)

Pick up a newspaper

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,802

Is this international news or something?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,806

@1,275,794 (C)
Hello? Are you a time traveler? You've arrived in the year 2024! Welcome! I'm not sure if that's what you intended or not. But you're here. We don't really do print media anymore and what it was replaced by is even less worth reading than whatever it is you're likely familiar with.

We have a guy who will soon be half-a-century-years-old (or shall I say half-a-century-years-olde?). We can try to get him in here if you you need help adjusting. He's like our unreliable and decrepit bridge to the past.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,809

@previous (E)

When you say "we don't do print media", what you mean is "I don't read because I'm a degenerate". Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,812

Why is the UK so stupid when it comes to technology, esp. banking software? They knew the Horizon software was a shitty, bug-infested pile of crap in 1998. Why then was it a case of "computer says no" when very obvious and extreme accounting errors arose?

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,813

@1,275,802 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Is this international news or something?
You live in UK and you haven't heard about the Post Office software scandal?

Watch Mr Bates vs the Post Office on ITV.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 56 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,814

@previous (F)

> > Is this international news or something?
> You live in UK and you haven't heard about the Post Office software scandal?

He said "international" news, as in, do people outside the UK know about this story?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,815

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Correct.

@1,275,812 (F)
Japanese

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,819

@1,275,814 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> He said "international" news, as in, do people outside the UK know about this story?

He also said "or something" which implied he also didn't know much about it.

Argumentative bastard as usual.

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,820

@1,275,815 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Japanese
Fujitsu is now international. The office in trouble (or who should be) is the UK one.

Also I meant why is their attitude so stupid - it's as if all software is flawless (especially really expensive software) and any anomaly can't possibly due to anything other than criminal activity.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,821

@1,275,802 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
No

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,824

@1,275,819 (F)

> Argumentative bastard as usual.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,825

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
OK Dave. Shush now. The adults are trying to have a conversation.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,828

@previous (F)

> trying

You certainly are :)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,833

@1,275,821 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
So how did boof know about it? I'm pretty sure he's American or Canadian

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,834

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Presumably twitter, and he's probably into tech. It's pretty big news all over the place.

@1,275,828 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Well done Dave! Good job Dave. Hey everybody look at Dave! Let's have a round of applause for Dave! Dave just did a troll thing, everybody! He did a troll! :) Gee I wish I could be more like Dave.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,840

@1,275,833 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> So how did boof know about it? I'm pretty sure he's American or Canadian

Boof seems like a Brit to me. Same eccentric Pythonesque humour.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,841

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
He only really talks about American politics though. Pretty sure he's a yank.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,844

@1,275,833 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Not sure but I have no idea what this is about and if it isn't in the Dutch news i doubt it will be in the typical usamerican news

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,846

@1,275,840 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
What is the monty python of Russia??

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,847

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> What is the monty python of Russia??

Boris Barsuk.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,848

@1,275,844 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Google Mr Bates post office.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,851

@previous (F)
He's not your personal secretary you berk. Google it yourself.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,854

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Uh oh. Did he do it again?! Did he do another troll everybody?! :) I think he did! Hey look everyone. Dave did it again!! Oh you.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 55 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,857

@previous (F)
:)

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,858

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Jeepers, look at the size of him

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,861

@1,275,857 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Is that a tuna?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,862

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Yes. I took that picture on holiday 3 years ago.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,864

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'm not sure. I've seen your hand and no offence but I think you're a little more chunky

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,865

@1,275,857 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oh look everyone, he did it again! He posted another picture of a guy who just caught a fish. You see, it's so clever because "trolling" comes from "trawling". :D

Well done Dave. You did another troll. You are such a troll lol lol. Everyone, another round of applause for clever Dave.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,866

@1,275,864 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> I'm not sure. I've seen your hand and no offence but I think you're a little more chunky

Balderdash, I'm in the shape of my life.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,867

@1,275,865 (F)

> Oh look everyone, he did it again! He posted another picture of a guy who just caught a fish. You see, it's so clever because "trolling" comes from "trawling". :D
>
> Well done Dave. You did another troll. You are such a troll lol lol. Everyone, another round of applause for clever Dave.

:)

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,868

dude look at the fish

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,869

@1,275,867 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oh dearie me, there he goes again. He's simply unstoppable. Will captain troll ever be thwarted? He's too smart for me, everyone. That rascal, that scallywag. Reeling me in again and again, with that cheeky smile. So wit, such clever, how brains. Such troll!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,880

@1,275,861 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Tuna? I barely know her!

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,916

@1,275,809 (C)

> When you say "we don't do print media", what you mean is "I don't read because I'm a degenerate". Thanks.

No. Shall I summon your guide in? Sounds like you're already having a difficult time adjusting.

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,276,189

@1,275,824 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@1,275,828 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@1,275,857 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@1,275,867 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
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