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Topic: I think I'm riding a stolen bike

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,497

Guy loaned it to me but then just disappeared, it's true but will it hold in court? If I leave out the part about knowing it's stolen?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,275,628

What scenario are you imagining where this will end up in court?

I've had so many bikes stolen, locks cut, wheels removed, that I pretty much started seeing them as one-time use. If I ever found one of the punks that stole one and took it to the police or courts, I'm sure I'd be laughed at and shown the door.

On the off chance I ever found one of my bikes again locked up outside someplace, I figured I'd just slice the tires, remove the seat, or whatever I felt I could get away with without someone seeing.

For all I know, all the thefts I've experienced could've just been people taking their bikes back. Who knows the origin of what ends up at used bike stores.

We all gotta do what we gotta do to make the world a better place though. One sliced tire at a time.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,629

Bike theft is so common here I've seen guys getting on the subway with one wheel. Imagine being so brazen as removing some guys wheel and just taking it, in broad day light on the subway. I suppose maybe not all of them stole it and are just taking home whatever remains of their bike, but I doubt it. All the abandoned, completely gutted bike frames I see lying around on the street... well, the wheels have to be going somewhere.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,632

@1,275,628 (B)

You've really gotten your wheels removed? That's some crime in the hood stuff. I just always envision some big dude suddenly grabbing my bike, or rather their bike, and not letting go. I just want to have a ready for use excuse.

But yeah it's worth it because since the bike isn't mine, I can bike recklessly and don't worry about theves

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,637

@previous (A)
Yeah, wheels removed, seat removed. I was most impressed by someone cutting my lock, seeing that on the ground but no bike.

If you ever go to NYC you might notice all the Mexican food delivery cyclists have these huge chains slung on their shoulder when they ride. They're not being paranoid. That shit is needed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,638

@previous (B)

lol I'll put that on the bucket list, selfie with a Mexican food delivery person in New York

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,639

@1,275,629 (B)
Why would you possibly want a single bike wheel

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,643

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

War trophy

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,661

@previous (D)
You can just take them

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 2 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,662

Or buy a complete bike from a heroin addict for 10 eurie (they dont know about inflation)

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,670

Buy a can of Krylon and respray it after sanding off the serial number.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,681

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
They have unique serial numbers like cars? I never saw anything like that, but also never looked.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,682

@1,275,639 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Same reason you'd want a random bike seat? To sell it I guess. Not sure who's buying it, but they keep doing it, so I'd guess someone is.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,685

@previous (B)
At least a bike seat is pretty much universal, like how are you going to find someone who needs the specific wheel you stole (besides the owner of the rest of the bike)

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,692

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I don't know. Could be sold for scrap? There are people walking around picking up soda cans.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,694

@1,275,682 (B)
@1,275,685 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
People steal bikes and disassemble and put back to together to make better bikes. Like car chop shops

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,696

@1,275,681 (B)
Check the underside of the bottom bracket (that thing the pedal crank spins around in).

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,698

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Is it unique though?

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,700

@1,275,694 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Wouldn't surprise me. Bike shops benefit the most from bike thefts from all the needless turnover it creates.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,702

@previous (B)
Yes and people also request certain parts and the thieves go around looking for those items to steal

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,712

@1,275,670 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Not a bad idea. I could make it orange and tell people it's for added visibility.

@1,275,694 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Exactly what my friend was doing.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,767

@1,275,661 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

They go on people's walls and when they're mad they spin them to let off the anger

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,769

@OPilfer
Reported to Interpol. Thanks.
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