Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,275,369
Get out and touch grass for once you lazy piece of shit. Stop laying in bed stuffing your face face with Cheetos and drinking Coca Cola and get up and exercise. For once in your life, masturbate while standing, not only are you stretching to reach your tiny wanker, you're also giving your legs a workout by standing.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,275,395
@1,275,367 (B)
my woes are unrelated to any actual or perceived drama occurring on the fora.
@1,275,368 (C)
do people really do this these days? go to coffee shops to socialize with strangers?
@1,275,369 (D)
see this is the sort of comment i need. maybe i should be trying to get out more. i've been staying home a lot more now that it's gotten cold out. my productivity has tanked alongside the change in weather, perhaps the two are related
@previous (F)
not who you think i am but since you asked, i did actually have a dishwashing job about a decade ago. i was in school and didn't really need the money, so i quit to focus on my studies.