Topic: What should we get Matt for his 50th birthday?

tteh !faggot started this discussion 2 years ago #115,465

I haven't seen Matt posting here in a while, so I figured we could just discuss this in the open.

I was thinking of paying for and getting a cake delivered to him with "Hppy 50th, MAtt. Love, the Minichan™ Fora" or something similar, but then I remembered he has diabetes now(?)

Now I'm thinking maybe I'll just get him a Casio gift card so he can buy a new G-Shock™. If anyone wants to chip in we can combine it all together. Some G-Shocks go for over $3000 (lol)

Any other ideas are appreciated.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,275,295

http://acadianamusicians.com/

Hire a band to show up at his door and sing him Happy Birthday.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,297

Send him a fat-o-gram.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,314

I like the cake idea. Make it a butthole design.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,330

Well what ever it is, I suggest it ISN'T pirated movies.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,332

I would rather donate a penny to Biden's diaper fund, than donate it to that bastard.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,336

Ghost hunting equipment.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,342

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Nice, I'm thinking a little handheld widget with a tiny radar dish on the top that occasionally beeps

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,401

@1,275,314 (D)
@1,275,330 (E)
@1,275,332 (F)
@1,275,336 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@previous (H)
I still say we should send him a fat-o-gram.

tteh !faggot (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,451

@1,275,342 (H)
@1,275,336 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Ghost hunting watch?

https://www.ghoststop.com/evp-wrist-recorder-3/

tteh !faggot (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,452

@1,275,401 (C)
No idea what that is.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,453

@previous (tteh !faggot)
It's a kind of singing telegram, in which a big, fat slut visits his house, takes all her clothes off and sits on his face.

tteh !faggot (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,454

@previous (C)
Isn't he married?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,275,456

@previous (tteh !faggot)
Nah, she ditched him as soon as she got her green card.