Topic: I want to become a Muslim

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,415

So I can visit or live in Mecca.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,274,781

Secret hack: just pretend to be one

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,784

@previous (B)
You have to prove it to get in.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,786

@previous (A)
"There is no god but Allah and Mohammad was Allah's last prophet"

That's it! That's literally all you have to believe to be a Muslim.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,788

@previous (C)
Yeah,m but to get into Mecca, as a foreigner, you need a letter from your imam certifying that you are a real Muslim.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,789

@previous (A)
Then go to one and say the above quote.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,790

@previous (C)
they will probably want more than that. The imam might say, "Welcome to Islam", but you would still have to worship at the mosque, change your life, etc.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,800

@previous (A)
Then tell them you feel that you're being called the Mecca and that it would bring you closer to Allah. Highly unlikely that any Muslim or imam would get in your way. If they don't help, then just go to someone else. Stop making this hard for no reason.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,801

@previous (C)
It is harder than you think.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,802

@previous (A)
No it isn't.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,807

@previous (C)
Yes, it is. Praise Allah.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,808

@previous (A)
No it isn't.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,809

@previous (C)
Infidel!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,887

@1,274,788 (A)

It can't be that hard to find an imam in, say, Egypt, who will write you a letter for money as long as you say Shahada

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,891

Fifty. Years. Old.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,892

Well I recall a time when a boy would dream of being a cowboy.

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