Topic: I just purchased a vintage bottle of Dom Perignon for $135,000

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,411

Tonight, I shall pair it with a sandwich from Chic Fil-A.

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,274,722

@OPenis
Why not have your chauffeur drive you to Chic Fil-A in one of your collection of vintage Rolls-Royce™ (pronounced as one word)?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,726

@previous (Indie the Grate)
I thought that was already implied.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,728

@previous (A)
It would have been gauche to infer such a thing. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,730

@previous (Indie the Grate)
You must be nouveau-riche.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,732

@previous (A)
Quite the opposite, my dear fellow. If you were old money, you'd understand why. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,733

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Exactly what a nouveau-riche would say. Tsk tsk.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,737

@previous (A)
How many authentic Rolex™ timepieces do you have in your collection, praytell?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,739

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Thousands.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,741

@previous (A)
And how many, at this very moment, are you wearing?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,742

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Seventeen, which is the sign of Old Money. You nouveaux-riches would not understand.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,743

@previous (A)
Only seventeen on each arm? Why are your arms so short?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,744

@previous (Indie the Grate)
That is how Old Money does it. Only the nouveaux-riches try to fit more on.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,745

@previous (A)
Truly old money gets The Surgery™ (pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,749

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Transgender surgery? How nouveau-riche of you.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,752

@previous (A)
Arm-lengthening surgery, you ignorant nouveaux-riche mora.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,755

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Having been born with blessed genes and arms that are seven feet long each, I have no need of such common things.

Indie the Grate replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,761

@previous (A)
Each of my three arms is eight feet six inches long, and capable of accomodating upward of fifty one genuine Swiss-made Rolices™ (pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,764

@previous (Indie the Grate)
God, that's so common and nouveau-riche (pronounced as one word, but in beautiful, fluent French).

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,773

@1,274,755 (A)
@1,274,761 (Indie the Grate)
Which of you has blue blood? That is the acid test, so to speak.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,774

@previous (C)
Louis XIV was my great-great-great grandfather. Merci.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,775

@previous (A)
Never heard of him.

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