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Topic: Argh! My girlfriend is pregnant!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,538

What do? I'm around 20, she is around 30.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #207,823

PUNCH HER

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,824

expect green receive anon that might be green

RevNick !0xmMfC4OiM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,825

You should convince her to have an abortion. I'll get the coat hanger.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,826

@207,824 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Haha, I was expecting Green too.

Mind you, she's not his girlfriend anymore. She's his fiancé now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,838

She obviously got pregnant on purpose seeing how 30 is the age where women begin to lose all desirability. Doubt she'll have an abortion. Best advice I can give you is find a better paying job now.

If you don't marry her, she's gonna be pissed and pursue maximum child support to get back at you.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,839

@207,826 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh right :')

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,841

Is she asian?

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,843

sounds like that was intentional. she used you as a stud. push her down a flight of steps, cause she aint gonna do the right thing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,872

@207,838 (F)
What is child support? We are engaged, but i only get 80£ a week.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,897

Image went missing> getting an abortion because you accidentally knocked some slut up

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,898

Rape her.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,902

slip her a couple of morning after pills.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,904

@previous (K)
Will vodka make her abort? Pregnant women shouldn't drink alcohol.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,907

@previous (A)
Nah you'll just get a fucked up baby. even more trouble than a normal one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #207,911

@previous (K)
I was wondering why her breasts had got bigger and she was being a pissed at me all the time.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,354

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sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,357

@207,911 (A)
You should milk her and film it.

Murray is Murray !uwLmpgMjZs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #208,358

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