Topic: pranking wine testers
boof started this discussion 2 years ago #115,376
See if they can taste the dog butthole you put in there
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,274,246
If I knew what a dog butthole tasted like, I have tasted wine I would have said, that it tasted like it had a hint of dog butthole in it.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,598
In Louisiana's heart,
Once, a wine taster and master,
Origins I sought.
Years of study passed,
Of France's appellations,
Terroirs and grapes learned.
Burgundy, Bordeaux,
Subtle differences found
In wines we'd taste test.
I'd share my newfound,
Knowledge with eager minds,
Guide them through the worlds,
Of French wine's authentic,
Beauty, help them appreciate.
Aromas, flavors, too.
Not all work, though, fun found
In wine dinners, festivals,
Sharing passion high.
Yet, mindful of purpose,
Authenticity remained,
In every wine I'd taste.
A sip in bistro, swirl
Of bold Bordeaux, crisp Sancerre,
Authenticity,
The land, the people's soul,
Reflected in each wine, shared,
In Louisiana's heart.
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