Topic: Holy fuck! I discovered a fantastic new sensation.
Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 2 years ago #115,231
I got one of these for Christmas and I decided to try it down under. Holy fuck! It feels so sensational. This might be a tad unhealthy since I literally press down using it and it includes my little over-baked clitoris but it actually feels so good. And I think it's better than a vibrator because it's easier to press downward because of the handles. It's like I'm literally jackhammering myself.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,273,075
> over-baked clitoris
Do you pee through this organ? Then it isn't a clitoris.
Do you pee through this organ? Then it isn't a clitoris.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,076
If you read about me killing myself in the news it's because of this thread.
Joshy joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,117
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,122
@OP
> I got one of these for Christmas and I decided to try it down under. Holy fuck! It feels so sensational. This might be a tad unhealthy since I literally press down using it and it includes my little over-baked clitoris but it actually feels so good. And I think it's better than a vibrator because it's easier to press downward because of the handles. It's like I'm literally jackhammering myself.
Please never, ever make a thread like this again.
> I got one of these for Christmas and I decided to try it down under. Holy fuck! It feels so sensational. This might be a tad unhealthy since I literally press down using it and it includes my little over-baked clitoris but it actually feels so good. And I think it's better than a vibrator because it's easier to press downward because of the handles. It's like I'm literally jackhammering myself.
Please never, ever make a thread like this again.
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tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,123
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Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 second later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,124
Ignore the above posters Catherine. Good on you.
Throckmorton !AJHDwJ64aU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,125
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,128
Just get a vibrator
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,130
Sir, no one cares about you masturbating your wee-wee, ok?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,135
This how you end up after being groomed by Syntax.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,176
@previous (K)
Soon enough OP and another poster @1,273,128 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) will start giving detailed instructions on how OP should wipe their asshole.
Soon enough OP and another poster @1,273,128 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) will start giving detailed instructions on how OP should wipe their asshole.
Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,182
Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,183
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,184
Correction: meant to say Syntax and another poster @1,273,128 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) will start giving detailed instructions on how OP should wipe their asshole.
@1,273,182 (Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM)
Ask the two I mentioned.
@1,273,182 (Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM)
Ask the two I mentioned.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,185
@1,273,183 (Cathabis !TGirlYJKXM)
They make nice and powerful, rumbly type vibrators. The Doxy Die cast for instance
They make nice and powerful, rumbly type vibrators. The Doxy Die cast for instance