Topic: I probably lifted tons of shit today

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,225

I also used my bicycle to travel 4 km up hill. I had a cup of insta noodles two hours after I woke up, at 11:30. I ate two candy pastry thingy at 5 pm. I am now debating if I should take a second shower, or eat the civilian MREs I bought when I walked the dog in the rain. Yeh I think I'm totally fucked.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,273,005

Are you a...professional shit lifter?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,006

@previous (B)

No, a weird bunch of guys just pay me okay to put the shit from one pallet to another

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,007

@previous (A)
Like, literal shit?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,008

@previous (B)

Yeah, except it's kind of pre-shit, it's going to become shit and I like to think I contribute in that process

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,009

@previous (A)
What then are you actually moving? What is it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,010

@previous (B)

Many kinds of shit, big boxes of bananas, potatoes. They say maybe they want to make me lift meat stuff instead, about two weeks. It's better pay because it's frosty.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,011

@previous (A)
When you go grocery shopping, you are just buying the ingredients for poop.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,012

@previous (B)

It's big TP, the toilet paper business has viciously ensured that we are always buying the ingredients because that way, we will always need them.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,013

so you do shit tons of work

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shit%20ton

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,273,014

@previous (boof)

lol some people there, they literally clog the toilets with their hard work. Either that or it's a resentment thing, not sure.

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