They will both happen.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ukraine is barely a country. If it gets to be a country, I should get to declare my backyard a country and be allowed to declare independence from the government. Oh, is that crazy talk? Well that's basically what Ukraine is.
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@previous (C)
Ukraine is Russia's short bus.
@1,272,998 (C)
I would bet at least 3 Zimbabwean dollars Ukraine is larger and has more people in it than your backyard.
@1,273,018 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Whoa now, you are making a lot of assumptions about his backyard.
Matt will get a job.

Trump's the one on the left.
@1,273,100 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Donald Trump is actually Donaldovich Trumpovisky and he was born near Kyiv. He has been a sleeper agent for the Ukranians all this time. Just you wait and see.