Topic: Svet - what do you tell the bird you're not spending Christmas day with?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #115,165

What excuse do you give?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #1,272,487

I knew a man who would do sonething with one woman on Christmas Eve, and the other woman Christmas day. Then the third woman a few days later because she spent Christmas with her husband and kids

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,488

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Sounds absolutely exhausting

@OP
I say I'm seeing my mother and it will be boring for her.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,489

I need to fix this two girlfriend shit. I cannot carry on like this but I am invested in both of them and they are invested in me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,490

Surely there comes a moment when the other woman calls the guy up to wish him a happy Christmas and have a chat. Especially if they've been dating for literally years.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,491

@1,272,489 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Which one is wife material?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,492

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Both but for different reasons.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,493

@1,272,490 (A)
Yes but I have mastered this by either slipping off to take a call or simply ignoring my phone.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,494

@1,272,491 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Which one is wife material?

Svet isn't husband material.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,495

@previous (A)
I agree

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,498

@1,272,494 (A)
This is true.
I am a terrible person. I took one girlfriend to my company Christmas Dinner then dropped her off at her mother's and met her for the first time and her aunt. They asked me to stay over as it was an hour and half drive back to London and it was late but I chose not to so I could do coke and play World of Warcraft.

How sad is that?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,499

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Anyway, I'm going to pick up my other girlfriend tomorrow morning.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,501

@1,272,498 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
the sad part is driving an hour and a half in this age of global warming smdh

@1,272,487 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
europeans seem chill with mistresses remember the time john lennon had one just openly and like francois hollande or sth i forget
probably every french president tbh.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,545

@previous (D)
> this age of global warming smdh
lol

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,560

like, what if my right hand finds out about my left hand

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