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Topic: Merrin here. I am now able to bless same-sex marriages!

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #115,087

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/12/18/europe/pope-francis-same-sex-couples-blessing-intl/index.html

Send me a PM if you'd like me to officiate over any impending nuptials!


"Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous" - Hebrews 13:4.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,271,941

I hope there’s a schism or some kind of attempted ouster of Francis.

Can an adulterous straight couple get blessed too?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,943

@previous (B)

> I hope there’s a schism or some kind of attempted ouster of Francis.

There is indeed a faction of traditionalist conservative priests who say that with this new policy, Pope Francis risks the Catholic Church becoming synonymous with perversion and sexual deviancy. Personally I think that's just alarmist nonsense.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,945

@1,271,941 (B)
only if they get married, as the church doesn't get into people's bizz so much and just marries any and all shitbags who show up

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,953

Oh wonderful! I'll get back to you soon! Matt, our time has come!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,975

Would they be blessed literally or laterally?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,019

@1,271,943 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Can you lead us in a prayer for Kook? She's enabling and encouraging her husband's mental illness. Let's pray for them both.

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,020

@1,271,975 (E)
Liturgically.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,024

@1,272,019 (F)
Laplaplaplaplaplap

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,026

Let's also pray that she stop sending weird, unwanted, and unconsensual sexually suggestive messages.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,027

@previous (F)
If I'm a good boy, can I sleep on the bed tonight, mama? Laplaplaplaplaplap

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,032

The bestiality undertones (overtimes?) are really disgusting.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,033

@previous (F)
You love it, puppy

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,034

This repeating pattern of unwanted sexual commentary that she does (entirely unprovoked and one-sided, mind you) makes me legit worried about her husband. We all know and have seen first hand that he has had serious mental issues for 13+ years now. This is a recipe for disaster. The jokes that she thinks are somehow appropriate reveal far more about her than she seems to realize.

To anyone else out there: if you're ever told "no, you enjoy this!", that's a sign something seriously fucked up is happening and you should do all that you can to leave that situation as soon as possible. This is not normal.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,035

@previous (H)
Give me attention, mama

Scratch my chin and call me handsome Laplaplaplaplaplap

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,272,036

@1,272,034 (H)
a teen grabbed my ass and I was, whatever dude and later he didn't show up to work because the cops got him for some shit or some shit
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