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Topic: Well, I leave for Russia tomorrow afternoon!

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg started this discussion 2 years ago #115,036

I can't wait! First trip there ever! I'll spend a few days in Moscow taking in the food, culture, and people, then head off to Norilsk!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,271,525

Who are you

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,526

@previous (B)
No one who concerns you.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,530

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Then why did you post this?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,531

@previous (B)
Because I wanted to. Why did you post in this thread if it has nothing to do with you?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,533

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Why did you want to?
Because I wanted to.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,575

@1,271,525 (B)

> Who are you

He's Matt, about to embark on a new shtick project.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,576

@previous (C)
I'm not Matt.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,588

@1,271,531 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Why did you want to?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,611

Report Matt to the Russian FSB for attempting to enter a closed city

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,619

Post your hand with "Throckmorton" written on it in front of Red Square or I call cap

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,636

@previous (E)
This is a shtick. How can you not figure this out?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,643

Imagine being 2 months away from 50 and internet shtick is all you have left.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,647

@1,271,636 (F)

No, I will choose to give Throckmorton a chance to prove that he is not a filthy faggot liar.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,648

@previous (E)

> No, I will choose to give Throckmorton a chance to prove that he is not a filthy faggot liar.

Claiming to be a world-renowned American Egyptologist with a category A Russian military clearance to enter a closed city during wartime to conduct "months of research" at what is now a top secret weapons facility didn't do that for you already?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,649

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Russia isn't at war.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,650

@1,271,643 (G)

> Imagine being 2 months away from 50 and internet shtick is all you have left.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,657

@1,271,648 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > No, I will choose to give Throckmorton a chance to prove that he is not a filthy faggot liar.
>
> Claiming to be a world-renowned American Egyptologist with a category A Russian military clearance to enter a closed city during wartime to conduct "months of research" at what is now a top secret weapons facility didn't do that for you already?

Why would an Egyptologist go to a weapons facility to do his research? It doesn't seem like there would be a lot of old Egypt stuff to study at one.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,658

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Again, I am on sabbatical. I am, not researching things relevant to my specialty. That's the point of a sabbatical.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,659

@1,271,648 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

It stretches incredulity, but this one is very simple to show it's true. Simply hold hand up and take a photo.

OP, you don't even have to write "Throckmorton". Simple sit down on a bench at red square and raise your right leg up, then take a photo of that and post it.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,662

@1,271,658 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Well still its nice they let Americans into their top secret weapons facilities during a special military operation, especially considering all the negative things you say about Putin and his country online.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,663

@1,271,659 (E)

> It stretches incredulity, but this one is very simple to show it's true. Simply hold hand up and take a photo.
>
> OP, you don't even have to write "Throckmorton". Simple sit down on a bench at red square and raise your right leg up, then take a photo of that and post it.

It's better he doesn't attract attention to himself while here. His government currently operates a level 4 "Do Not Travel" notice to Americans...

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/russia-travel-advisory.html

...because of the near certainty of being arrested at the first airport they come to, shipped off to a Siberian labour camp, and used 9 months later as a bargaining chip in hostage negotiations, like Paul Whelan, Evan Gershkovitch, and that black lesbian basketball player Biden swapped for the world's most dangerous international arms dealer.

OP says he is a world famous American scholar which will make him a high-value hostage. I hope he's got a bit of excess meat on his bones because a Yakutian prison camp in January is no day at the beach!

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,664

@1,271,658 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

> Again, I am on sabbatical. I am, not researching things relevant to my specialty. That's the point of a sabbatical.

Not how sabbaticals work in any modern research university.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,666

@1,271,663 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Interesting. Could you elaborate a little more on all this?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,678

@1,271,659 (E)

> It stretches incredulity, but this one is very simple to show it's true. Simply hold hand up and take a photo.
>
> OP, you don't even have to write "Throckmorton". Simple sit down on a bench at red square and raise your right leg up, then take a photo of that and post it.

You know he isn't going to do this. I know he isn't going to do this. Even he knows he isn't going to do this. But you keep on and on while he sits back getting drunk, laughing and getting a chubby dick from your foolish challenge. Don't you have something better to post about? Or is this as deep as you can think?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,768

@1,271,531 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

> Because I wanted to. Why did you post in this thread if it has nothing to do with you?

die faggot

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,796

@1,271,678 (F)

> You know he isn't going to do this. I know he isn't going to do this. Even he knows he isn't going to do this. But you keep on and on while he sits back getting drunk, laughing and getting a chubby dick from your foolish challenge. Don't you have something better to post about? Or is this as deep as you can think?

Taking this all a bit too seriously don't you think?
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