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Topic: Penectomy thread.

Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 15 years ago #11,503

Image went missingYou ever wake up and feel like chopping off your own penis?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Everyday! 1 11%
I already did. 1 11%
I'm chopping off my penis soon. 2 22%
I'm chopping of my penis right now! 5 56%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #207,067

Dude... The fuck?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #207,068

Image went missingHere at steelwerksextreme, we know how much you like chopping of your penis.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,070

Go on...

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,071

That all you got OP? Shit like this stopped bothering me a loooooong fucking time ago.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,072

You ever get so angry you chop your own penis off?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,076

Image went missingFor only 12 payments of $49.99, you too can have the prince's wand. Developed by a team of meth addicted tattoo artists over the course of a weekend in the basement of a crack-house, the prince's wand offers the the latest and greatest technology in penis replacement.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,079

@207,072 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
All the time!

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,083

Image went missing@207,076 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
yeah, and?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,084

@previous (D)
> not having chopped off penis

> nulled penis, master race

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #207,086

Image went missing@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Ok, this one kinda gets to me

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,147

Image went missingthis thread is dildos

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,153

@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)
So, I guess you won't be buying a prince's wand? :(

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,157

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

i don't think you understood my joke

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,158

@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)

2deep4u

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,159

@207,157 (cat !COOOOOLbus)
I don't think you'll ever be nullified. :-/

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,161

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

nope

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,162

Image went missing@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,166

@207,147 (cat !COOOOOLbus)
> wowaname
> ponies

I'm slightly surprised.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,173

For all of you chopping off your penis right now, I recommend you consider what to do with your severed penis after nullification.

http://tribes.tribe.net/penectomy/thread/a88cf365-6a9c-440d-8112-c5ddd3635098

Here's some interesting ideas, and don't forget folks, the prince's wand is on sale through the weekend.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,218

that poor penis

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,219

@207,173 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

do you carry life size horsepenii?
my bitch is quite the freak.

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,223

@207,173 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
What THE FUCK did I just read???

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,277

fucking lol'd

Quality thread.

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,515

@207,166 (!VoCaLoNunI)

mfw i still haven't watched a whole episode

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,516

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cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,517

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

mfw i don't have many --reaction-- images

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,518

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cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,524

Image went missing@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,528

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cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,529

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!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,530

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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,533

I would love to tie a guy up, so he couldn't move a muscle, and so his gaze is directed at his crotch. I would take my time shaving him smooth as a babies ass before slowly working a catheter or a sound down the length of his shaft. I would make a show of loading the elastrator, stretching the tiny green band then releasing it several times while I told the guy how frustrated he is going to be once he has no cock. I would take his cock and feed the head through the stretched band, then pull as much as possible through the band as I force it down relentlessly before allowing it to slip off the prongs and onto his cock. Then I would repeat the procedure applying a second band just above the first. As he stared at his purplish shaft that is even now beginning to grow cold, I would apply superglue to both rings, so there will be no chance of them slipping off. I would move up to stand behind the poor fellow in order to whisper that he is going to be a dickless little sissy if the rings are left on there, and when he opens his mouth to agree, or to beg to be released, a ball gag will be placed in his mouth. Then it's time to begin taking pictures and videos as his cock slowly dies.

By the end of the first hour, his cock is cold and dark blue-black, and he is beginning to feel the pain that goes with his dick dying, as I tell him about what lies in store for him as a dickless bottom boy who is destined to suck any cock that is presented, eat any pussy, and be fucked in his ass any time his master or mistress desires. And to prove my point I would drop my shorts, revealing my hard, pierced cock that I would lubricate and slowly work deep into his ass. I would continue to comment on the state of his dying dick as I began fucking his ass, slowly drawing my length out and pushing it all the way back in. I would use his cold, dead cock as a hand-hold to pull his ass as far onto my swollen cock as possible as I fucked him through the second hour, taking my time before filling his ass with my cum.

As the third hour begins, I would begin making ready to cut the dead flesh free, showing him each item as I take them out of my bag. A scalpel, an electrocautery pen, sutures, and more would be laid out on the tray beside him as I explained what each item would be used for. I would position the video camera to get a good view before wiping the area between the rings with alcohol then betadine. I would excuse myself to go and scrub up, returning with gloves and a surgical mask on. I would let him know that I am very happy to help him in his quest to become cockless as I pick up a scalpel and place it against the skin of his shaft between the bands. I will make sure he is watching as the scalpel sinks into the skin as I begin slicing through his flesh. I will take my time, cutting the skin first before I begin to cut deeper into the shaft, slowly cutting the corpus cavernosa on one side then the other, and finally cutting the urethra all the way around. I want to see the look in his eyes as I slowly start sliding his former cock up the tube that extends down inside his body, and I would be pleased to see his eyes grow wide as the cock he loved so much slides free of his groin. It slides off the sound with a pop as the band closes even tighter, and I make sure he takes a good long look at it before laying it aside. I take up the scalpel again, cutting out the remains of the erectile tissue above the band, using the cautery pen to seal the edges, then begin suturing the skin to the edge of the urethra. When the opening he will pee through from now on has been sewn up, I will use a cotton ball and acetone to dissolve the superglue, and then remove the band. Then I would pick up the tattoo gun and tattoo, in large black letters, "Cockless by choice" and the date above the tiny stump, I will take the former cock from the pan where it is sitting and inject it with saline solution so it becomes as swollen and erect as it ever was in life, making sure to show him how big it gets, perhaps even fucking his ass with his own cock for a while before dropping it into a jar of formaldehyde with his name, and the date written on the label, and then screwing on the top. I would take more pictures of my handiwork before turning off the video recorder and packing away the cameras and the implements of his destruction. The gag would be removed, and if he knows what is good for him, he will be thanking me for doing what he couldn't do to himself. I would give him a couple of pills, valiums most likely, before placing my cock at his lips for my payment, letting him suck my cock till he slips into a deep sleep before I untie him and depart, taking the jar with his former cock with me.

It will be two or three weeks before he gets a package in the mail, copies of the pictures and videos, and an 8X10 glossy of the plaque with the bronzed cock attached above a brass plate with his name and the date of his submission on it, as well as a note thanking him for his gift to me, and an invitation to get in touch if he is too frustrated in the future and wants to add his balls to the plaque.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,537

@previous (M)
This.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,539

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
lol, one guy said that he would masturbates to the thought of having his penis chopped off.

won't be masturbating anymore if that happens lawl

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,542

@previous (M)
I read quite a bit of the stuff from that link, and hopped around the site a bit. Pic related.

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,544

@207,533 (M)

why the hell did i read this

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,552

@207,533 (M)
What in the fucking fucking hell?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,553

@207,544 (cat !COOOOOLbus)
> implying you could have stopped reading

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,554

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

> implying i wanted to stop

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,556

@207,553 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
People really are into chopping off their own dicks? I...mean...really? Really? Why the fucking fucking fuck would someone fucking even...is this really real or am I so fucked up right now I imagined this? So many questions.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,561

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Men right now, at this very moment are dreaming of hacking their penises off. Most would prefer someone else to chop it off, and usually they want to eat it, or be fucked with it.


http://tribes.tribe.net/penectomy/thread/a88cf365-6a9c-440d-8112-c5ddd3635098

These guys are quite serious, and few of them have already fucked up their dicks pretty bad.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,564

Image went missing@207,556 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
http://people.tribe.net/48546d52-0bb4-4d59-a274-78b885d79fd1/photos/8d267e9f-bab3-4a1b-9118-4fb1f4bbaee9

"have tried to brand my sweetharts name in my cocks new insides. Two letters (1. and 6.) from 7 letters are ready. You can solve the name?"

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,565

@207,561 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

not me

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,566

My penis is literally trying to move away from this thread. It is a strange sensation.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,567

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@207,556 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Watch the video.

http://www.painolympics.info/

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,569

@207,566 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@207,556 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Another one.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,579

@207,567 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Lol No!!!

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,580

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
There is a hatchet involved. Don't be a pussy!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,584

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I fucking know there is a hatchet involved. Fuck that bud. Fuck that.
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