Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago#115,003
> Colorado attorneys for two men accused of stealing items from Kohl’s, including KitchenAid appliances, argued for lesser charges during the trial because some items their clients stole were on sale.
> some items their clients stole were on sale
Shouldn't theft be considered theft, regardless whether it was on sale or not?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,271,249
He was trying to shave $95 off the total so it would be under $2000 and not a felony for his clients. You have to make the best defense you can, even if your clients are scumbags lol. Spoiler alert: it didn't work and they were both convicted anyway.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,271,276
I didn't know they were still in business! Given how much their stores suck, these two fellows should have been sent back in to finish them off entirely.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,271,307
@previous (A)
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,271,359
@previous (G)
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