Topic: i'm considering opening up an upscale restaurant

OP !OPhereejJA started this discussion 15 years ago #1,150

and then, i would kidnap and murder teenagers and twenty-somethings, and i would make my shtick at the restaurant to personally invite families who have had people go missing to come have a free meal at my restaruant. I would then prepare them the flesh of the victim as food for them.

i'd like to see how long i could get away with it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #22,246

I like this idea.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #22,247

What the hell, man? You aren't even going to have sex with them first?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #22,248

Keep it to one shtick

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #22,251

ok tiana

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,741

Is your name, by chance, Gilles de Rais?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,752

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Actually, I chose Gilles de Rais, because @OP's description is quite similar to what Gilles did.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,754

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Apart from that you are ok

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,765

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You will probably be the one, of of us two, to get cancer. Why? Because it has been shown that intense, seething anger can lead to tumors and ulcers.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,768

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

> intense, seething anger can lead to tumors and ulcers.

Drinking heavily does that better.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,777

THREE LETTERS

L O L

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,790

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Hatred is anger, whether overt, or seething.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,791

@22,768 (K)
No. Drinking destroys your liver. It does not give you cancer.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ triple-posted this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,826

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I am more educated than you. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,830

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
You have no idea of his level of education, silly.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,831

@22,826 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Education is not directly linked to general knowledge

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,863

@22,791 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Are you an oncologist? No?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,864

@previous (K)
Actually, yes.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,876

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Hi M.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #22,889

@22,864 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Prove it.

OP !OPhereejJA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #31,534

i've decided not to kill them. Instead, I'm going to simply amputate limbs, cook them and serve them to the family, and then find the child myself and collect the reward monies. hooray me.

Minichan