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Topic: Masturbating before seeing my girlfriend?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,493

Will it help me last longer?

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #206,927

Eh, it should.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #206,951

Don't it OP. You're load'll to be smaller and you want to impress on climax.

How bad is this problem OP? If it's unmanageable you should look into getting a tricyclic antidepressant. I prefer tricyclic to SSRI's because you have to be on SSRI's all the time and they take 4-6 weeks to kick in. With tricyclics, you can take the pill only before sex and still enjoy the desired improvement. Oh, and SSRI's give some guys a soft dick.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature-ejaculation/DS00578/DSECTION=treatments-and-drugs

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,151

It worked! Fucked 4 times :D

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,156

@206,951 (C)
girls don't care about big loads

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,160

@207,151 (A)
> using minichan
> having a girlfriend
Pick one.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,164

Image went missing@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,165

@207,156 (D)
I was just about to tell him that.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,167

Image went missing@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i assume he isn't very popular with the ladies

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,190

OP has obviously never watched the Inbetweeners before.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,222

@207,167 (D)
You guys assume women to be so innocent. Well, were you not a bunch of permavirgins you'd know in fact they are not. Most like big hot cocks and huge creamy loads. Don't be so naive.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,225

@previous (C)
Innocence has nothing to do with it. Women are not as aroused by semen as men are.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,226

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Women are not as aroused by semen as men are.
> as men are

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,227

@207,222 (C)
oh ok

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,235

@207,226 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Seriously though, It's not a gay thing. Men like seeing semen. Why do you think that money shots in porn exists? For the women? Is bukake porn made for women?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,236

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
yes, there are women that enjoy that

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,237

@207,235 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
You're wrong! Men don't like seeing semen; they like seeing women. Covered in semen.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,239

@207,236 (J)
But not the majority. When you see porn made for women there is much less semen thrown around.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,240

@207,237 (D)
But the semen is the main point.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,243

Image went missing@207,239 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,245

@207,240 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Then why does it have to be on a woman?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,249

@previous (H)
I'm not sure. When it's a video with one woman being covered in ejaculate by multiple men, is about the woman?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,251

@207,243 (J)
Why is that funny?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,253

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
because nearly every post you make is a joke :3

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,255

@207,249 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,259

@207,253 (J)
It seems like it's more about the group.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,260

@207,253 (J)
Okay.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,261

@207,249 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Well, it's not like they are ejaculating on each other. It's definitely about the woman.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,262

@previous (K)
But they are standing in a ring and watching each other while they all masturbate.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,264

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
They're looking at the woman, not each other.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,266

@207,262 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The focus is on the woman, not the men masturbating.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,268

@207,264 (H)
Are you sure? Show me some videos where bukake participants don't look at each other. Also, if it's about the woman, wouldn't there be multiple females instead of males?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,269

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> they look at each other at some point
> they must be gay

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,270

@previous (H)
I already said that it wasn't gay. Pay attention.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,271

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Be nice.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,272

@previous (H)
Well keep up.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,274

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm so sorry. I will be sure to read up the differences between liking semen and having gay tendencies. Can you ever forgive me? :o

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,283

@previous (H)
I stated that it wan't gay at the very beginning.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,284

@207,274 (H)
Also, men who ejaculate on things probably do like semen.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,285

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Why? Do men who piss on things like urine?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,286

@previous (L)
Yes.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,288

@207,284 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No, they just enjoy ejaculating on things. This doesn't mean that they like the semen itself.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,289

@207,285 (L)
Yes.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,290

@207,285 (L)
Do men who watch videos of other men pissing on things like urine?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B triple-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,291

@207,288 (H)
They like seeing it.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,293

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The only way to settle this is a scientific study. I believe that our own professor to4str is an expert in this field.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,294

@previous (H)
Can he be trusted with such sensitive material?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,295

Not sure if thread is retarded or trolling.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,299

@207,290 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Maybe they like seeing it. Maybe they have a urine fetish. Maybe they just like the idea of someone getting pissed on for other reasons. I don't think there's just one clear reason there.

@207,293 (H)
I don't think this will get by the IRB.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,304

@207,295 (K)
It's just some retards who buy the deception that women don't like dick. They'll take the pill, subject themselves to additional health risks for no reason other than to ride cock raw without getting pregnant, but nah, women don't like dick. That's illogical.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,305

@previous (M)
No one said that women hate penis.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,315

@207,156 (D)
lolthis

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,323

@207,240 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No, it's not. Not for me anyway. :S

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,346

@previous (O)
The semen is essential. Without out it you'd just be masturbating in front of some skank.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,348

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Without out it you'd just be masturbating in front of some skank.
Masturbating over women?! Ridiculous!

:D The semen might be important, but that doesn't mean it's the semen itself that is arousing.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,355

@previous (O)
Is it the act of semen landing on someone?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,356

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Is it the act of semen landing on someone?
Yes. And the receiving partner enjoying it, of course.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,357

@previous (O)
Oh, I see. The act is better when it's gratifying for the woman as well?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,359

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> The act is better when it's gratifying for the woman as well?
For me it is, yes.

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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,360

@207,356 (O)
@207,357 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
@previous (O)
These

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,361

@207,356 (O)
Where do you like for your semen to land?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,363

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Definitely face. :3

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,368

@previous (O)
I would say vagina. Only if the girl is on birth control, of course.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,379

More importantly, OP, why not just fuck her twice instead of worrying about rubbing out the easy one?

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,464

yes.

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #207,502

lol'd at this thread

FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #208,067

Image went missing@207,235 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I don't like :(

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #208,099

@previous (FatGreen)
Pardon?

FatGreen (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #208,337

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Cum shots in porn. Turns me off.

orc !WBRXcNtpf. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #208,341

Image went missingAT THE CORE, here's probably why you enjoy a huge load of semen: Your DNA. Your SPECTACULAR FUCKING GENES are being flung into the cunt of another women, simulating the experience of impregnating and recreating your genetic material in her meaty (or if you like models, boney) vessel.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #208,431

@208,337 (FatGreen)
That's okay.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #208,432

@208,341 (orc !WBRXcNtpf.)
Great point orc. 10/10
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