Topic: 50% condom 50% alien vagina
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #114,893
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could be fun if you come across it in the forest
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,414
@previous (C)
I'm not so sure the enzymes it produces that break down living tissue would be all that fun.
They should've named this group of plants the "penis fly trap". I'm sure somewhere sometime this plant has met one.
I'm not so sure the enzymes it produces that break down living tissue would be all that fun.
They should've named this group of plants the "penis fly trap". I'm sure somewhere sometime this plant has met one.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,415
Going to have to air a bizarre thought here, in case this hasn't been weird enough for you all yet:
Wouldn't it be weird if there were a plant that specifically evolved to capture semen? I mean, according to all the CSI shows, there's enough fructose in semen to power entire cities. It really seems like an easy and endless source of free energy for the receiver. Although maybe women already capture this evolutionary niche and would outcompete anything a plant could come up with. Okay. I'm done. Not really.
Wouldn't it be weird if there were a plant that specifically evolved to capture semen? I mean, according to all the CSI shows, there's enough fructose in semen to power entire cities. It really seems like an easy and endless source of free energy for the receiver. Although maybe women already capture this evolutionary niche and would outcompete anything a plant could come up with. Okay. I'm done. Not really.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,417
I actually find it weirder that plants like that don't exist.
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Also, every time you smell a flower you're inhaling semen (probably only plant semen, but hey...). So it's not like this kingdom of life has any decency standards.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,421
Imagine if every spring time a group of people, or even any group of animals all decided to collectively cum into the air, covering every sidewalk, roadway, car, tree, everything in cum. Imagine it being so much that some people even started having difficulty breathing. That's the plant kingdom we're talking about here, friends.
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boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,433
filthy fuckers