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Topic: John Kerry rips the mother of all farts at climate change summit.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #114,873

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12827153/John-Kerry-accused-farting-climate-speech-asked-coal-power-plants-eliminated.html

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,270,211

Sigma move.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,212

"scuse, Imma let one rip" *BBBRAAAAAAPPH*

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 0 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,213

'He let loose with flatulence on an international stage. He should lose his job immediately. John Kerry farted,' O' Connor said.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,258

You've got to eliminate the coal powered generators now, because this fart 💨 just raised the global average temperature by 0.5 degrees centigrade

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,283

The funniest part is the lady sitting next to him slyly covers her nose and mouth immediately afterward

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,287

Not as impressive as Biden shitting his pants in front of the pope but not a bad showing either. 6/10.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,288

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That literally did not happen.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,289

@previous (H)
I want it to have happened, so it did.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,290

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Did you poop YOUR pants while typing that?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,292

@1,270,288 (H)
Did.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,488

I don't study human biology.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,509

@previous (J)
I didn't get much either, we had an 'out' - study marine biology instead. I got to cut up squids and stuff instead of frogs or pigs.

I wonder if that climate summit still smells like farts. Everyone uses the supply closet for a fart zone at work so it's never smelled right in there.
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