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Topic: Father Merrin

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg started this discussion 1.4 year ago #114,798

I will be traveling to Norilsk for some research soon. Any recommendations for living there for, say, a few months?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,269,527

Cool story Matt dude.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,528

Assuming you're not from Russia or any of the CIS states (Belarus, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan etc) I can 100% guarantee that you are not going to Norilsk for a few months to do any "research". I say that as someone who has worked closely with Norilsk Nikel and even I had immense trouble getting permission to visit what is now effectively a closed town.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,531

They do have a world-renowned egyptology department so this makes sense.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,532

@1,269,528 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I have permission.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,533

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
No you don't, it is literally impossible. Here, familiarise yourself with the concept:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_city

Relevant section:

"The number of closed cities has been significantly reduced since the mid-1990s. However, on 30 October 2001, foreign travel (without any exceptions) was restricted in the northern cities of Norilsk, Talnakh, Kayerkan, Dudinka, and Igarka. Russian and Belarusian citizens visiting these cities are not required to have any permits; however, local courts are known to deport Belarusian citizens.[8]"

You see 'Norilsk', and the part that says 'without any exceptions'?

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,534

@OPedo
Not me, but the obese alcoholic pedophile from Lousiana!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,535

@1,269,532 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
The TWO main categories of CULT HORROR! Which will you write about?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,539

@1,269,533 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I work with an institution that has permission.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,542

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
@1,269,533 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> You see the part that says 'without any exceptions'?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,543

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Come on, you and I both know how the written law in Russia works. Anything can be worked out with a few payments and a night of vodka drinking.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,544

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
You're not good at this. Try to learn from how I do it.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,545

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why are you even arguing? I am going to be in Norilsk for a few months. I am asking if you have advice. Instead of acting like you have autism and bickering, you could just say no.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,546

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
What kind of advice do you want?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,547

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I have never lived in Russia or a cold place, so any tips on fitting in culturally would be useful.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,548

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Norilsk is an enormous nickel mine, conscripted into the war effort since March 2022. That's why it's totally closed to foreigners. There is no "culture" to fit into.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 53 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,549

@1,269,546 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I can tell you're a fan of Full Mental Alchemist.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,550

@1,269,548 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
It is also a functioning town.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,551

@1,269,547 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

> I have never lived in Russia or a cold place, so any tips on fitting in culturally would be useful.

Didn't you say you were an Inuit and lived in Ohio?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,552

@previous (H)
He's shitfaced. I was thinking about playing along with him but now I'll just wait for him to sleep it off.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,553

@1,269,551 (H)
I mean cold like Siberian cold. Ohio is nowhere near that. Also, while I am Inuit, I do not live as our ancestors did.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,554

@1,269,552 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
It is a functioning town. No I am beginning to doubt if you are even in Russia.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) triple-posted this 1.4 year ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,555

@1,269,552 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I have not had a drop to drink in days. I do not drink much.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,614

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Lol

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,615

@previous (I)
Why is funny about that?

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,620

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
> Why is funny
Stop drinking.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,621

@previous (I)
I am not drinking.

boof joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,624

I don't drink too much enough

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,628

@1,269,547 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
> I have never lived in Russia or a cold place.
Canada is fucking cold!

Throckmorton !qRgc9HpKSA replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,269,652

@previous (K)

> > I have never lived in Russia or a cold place.
> Canada is fucking cold!

He’s from Lafayette Lousiana, and, is an obese, alcoholic, pedophile, with a Masters in Languages!

Anonymous B replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,684

@1,269,547 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

> I have never lived in Russia or a cold place, so any tips on fitting in culturally would be useful.

> Never lived in a cold place

Claims to live in Cincinnati Ohio where it gets cold in the winter.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,685

@1,269,543 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)

> Come on, you and I both know how the written law in Russia works.

Correction: I know how it works, having lived here for 20 years. You do not, having never been here and apparently not even realising you'd picked a closed city for your shtick attempt.

> Anything can be worked out with a few payments and a night of vodka drinking.

"A few payments and a night of vodka" will not get you, an American citizen, the required State Department and FSB documents to visit a closed military city during a time of war. You keep waffling on about it being a "functioning city" as if that helps your case. Yes it is a "functioning city"; for the military-industrial workers and their families with category A security clearance who live there. Not for American "professors of Egytology" doing "months of research" in a Siberian nickel mine.

Also, elephant in the room: you especially would not receive even a visa to Russia, let alone military security clearance to visit a closed city. You wouldn't last 5 minutes of a background check.

Toilet Seat !tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 1.4 year ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,687

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Matt Throckmorton really didn't think this through, did he?

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,714

@1,270,685 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Yeah, we get it!. Matt isn't going to Russia. No need to write a whole fuckin essay about it.

But what's worse, is that this is how you get any time Russia gets brought up. It's so weird because you seem so desperate to prove to us, random people on a dead internet forum, that you're some world class expert on everything Russia (including the language which you've made clear you barely speak).

It's honestly very cringe. You occasionally slipping up and getting basic facts wrong makes it all the more so.

We're all very impressed that you've been living in a 3rd world country for 20 years. I'm no less impressed than I was when Matt moved to China! Now can we call move on and talk about something remotely interesting? How many hours of your life are you never getting back continually posting this stupid shit?

boof replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,716

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,755

@1,270,714 (I)

> No need to write a whole fuckin essay about it.

Followed by...

> But what's worse, is that this is how you get any time Russia gets brought up. It's so weird because you seem so desperate to prove to us, random people on a dead internet forum, that you're some world class expert on everything Russia (including the language which you've made clear you barely speak).
>
> It's honestly very cringe. You occasionally slipping up and getting basic facts wrong makes it all the more so.
>
> We're all very impressed that you've been living in a 3rd world country for 20 years. I'm no less impressed than I was when Matt moved to China! Now can we call move on and talk about something remotely interesting? How many hours of your life are you never getting back continually posting this stupid shit?

Fuckin' LOL! :)))

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,774

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> :)))
I got three whole parentheses! Looks like I really struck a nerve :)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,776

@previous (I)

> >:)))
> I got three whole parentheses!

One for every paragraph you wrote in your "whole fuckin essay" :)

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,777

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Now do one for every hour you've wasted on this shit :)

Can you do it without hitting the post size limit?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,779

@previous (I)

> Now do one for every hour I wasted writing that shit

Already did :)

Anonymous K replied with this 1.4 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,811

@1,270,776 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> One nerve struck for every paragraph you wrote in your "whole fuckin essay" :)

boof replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,813

you've got some nerve, mister.

Anonymous E replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,844

I appreciate Merrin’s scathing takedowns because unlike Merrin, Matt is so retarded his shtick isn’t for the purpose of trolling it’s like some drunken fantasy that he refuses to give up on and makes no one mad except him when he gets called out on it

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,847

@previous (E)

> Matt is so retarded his shtick isn’t for the purpose of trolling

You're delusional. He's been trolling people like you for years and years. He is one of the best/worst tolls I have ever seen. He gets into your mind and you can not ignore him. He uses this throckmorton shtick and you fuckers know damn good and well it's him but you still keep thinking in your matt controlled minds you can make him admit or prove it's him, when you know and everyone else knows it's him. It's insane. And even if you did ignore him he would just come up with something else to get under your skin about and you can't resist his trolls. lol

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,855

@1,270,844 (E)

> I appreciate Merrin’s scathing takedowns

Bless you friend!

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1.4 year ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,856

@1,270,847 (L)
Well hello there Matthew!

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 33 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,857

@1,270,847 (L)

> >Matt is so retarded his shtick isn’t for the purpose of trolling
>
> You're delusional. He's been trolling people like you for years and years. He is one of the best/worst tolls I have ever seen. He gets into your mind and you can not ignore him. He uses this throckmorton shtick and you fuckers know damn good and well it's him but you still keep thinking in your matt controlled minds you can make him admit or prove it's him, when you know and everyone else knows it's him. It's insane. And even if you did ignore him he would just come up with something else to get under your skin about and you can't resist his trolls. lol

Tolstoy over here still churning out the rage paragraphs I see :)

boof replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,858

that's Trolstoy to you, mister.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,860

@1,270,847 (L)
Are you Michael Worthy?

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,904

@1,270,847 (L)
Lol

Anonymous K replied with this 1.4 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,911

@1,270,857 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Nabokov over here still reacting nicely to everything and keeping the troll thread going I see. :)

Anonymous I replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,927

@previous (K)
It's always so funny to see him, just like Matt, set out to "troll" everyone, only to end up trolled himself. Happens every. single. time.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,932

@1,270,911 (K)

> Nabokov

I love Nick Cave but it bugs me how he mispronounced that name.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,933

Paulie Wallis still rambling away up there :)

Anonymous K replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,270,983

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
^ Hanif Kureishi over there, still trying to write the last word in this troll thread. :)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,014

@previous (K)
:)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 45 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,271,018

:)
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