So I was thinking. Plants capture carbon. They get bigger from using carbon atoms from the air. But can we grown plants fast enough for our needs? And can we stop bacteria from releasing the carbon out again? So I was thinking. We make germs modified to make various substances. How about hair? Hair holds its carbon pretty well. We could make germs or even plants that grow shitloads of hair. You just need a hair pit somewhere to hold all the fuckin hair