I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mame, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
After paying for the Milky Ways she proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen her since.
boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,268,706
but like, this one actually happened
I have another Mark McGuire Amy Schumer called me over to his limo post A’s Game in 1990. He asked me if I was a boy with an earring. 10 year old me said, “yes”. He called me a f****t and laughed while he rolled up the black window. I saw my little horrified face lol.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,268,745
@1,268,706 (boof)
i dont think they even have limos do they
idk how that works personal or private rides probably
i read a blog by a kid that rode around the us and lived by taking whole carts full of groceries out of walmarts
didnt throw much candy in the trash tho
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,268,747
@previous (B)
yeah I could see em taking a black car or suburban but not an actual stretch limo
i bet a few did. darryl strawberry or sth
they prob just drive their own cars back then