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Topic: Holy shit guys I found her. For real this time.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,686

She is from a nearby town. Maybe a 45 minute drive but I don't really care about that.

She has black, gothic looking hair with cute bangs but doesn't wear goth makeup. Her eyes look dead, just like mine. According to her profile, she is a conservative Christian conspiracy theorist looking for a relationship, unsure about children (which probably means she wants them some day), doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, has a job she's passionate about, and loves video games, horror, metal, and punk.

She's way too good for me, but something tells me there's a slight chance I have found my soulmate.

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Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,268,582

Good luck, friend!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,583

Are you the guy that was talking about killing himself a few days back (lol)? Glad things are turning around if so lol. It's always amazing how quickly one's life can go from such low to a high. But I guess that's how it is.

Are you prepared to marry her to have sex?

Also those are some pretty shit conspiracy theories. There are some interesting and somewhat compelling ones out there, but somehow she's into some of the most implausible and ridiculous. Hopefully at least somewhat ironically. I wouldn't say it's a red flag, but it does sound like a pink flag. But, hey, whatever.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,586

@1,268,582 (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Thanks Matt!

@previous (C)
Yes, that was me. I went to the beach with my family for a weekend and finally somehow got myself unbanned from Tinder. I matched with a few women down there but nothing materialized. Then, on the way home, I matched with this really cute black girl about 300 miles away from me and we hit it off. We've been talking a lot ever since. She has mentioned me moving to her town multiple times, says she wants to get married, and in general really seems to like me (probably lovebombing me), which has increased my confidence, and as a result I have that "fuck it" mentality when it comes to Tinder and Bumble and have actually had some quality interactions in the past few days. I haven't had sex from them, but there's potential for that and for multiple relationships at this point. At this very, precise moment in time, I feel like I have a few options. I know that's a fleeting feeling, and things could change tomorrow if this girl doesn't message back and the other girl from the coast gets bored and finds someone in her area which is extremely likely. But for right now, I feel actualized in a way.

Thank you for helping through the dark times.

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Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,587

@previous (A)
I am not Matt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,588

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
I enjoy your content. I'm not one of these mean Internet trolls. You put out quality work and quality content on your official Facebook fan page, and I appreciate it.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,589

@previous (A)
I do not have a Facebook fan page. I am not Matt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,590

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
I forgot, you are Nicholas Throckmorton, of Cincinnati, Ohio. And you've never been involved with the Witness Protection Program?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,591

@previous (A)
No, that is the fake guy who imitates me. My name is not Nicholas.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,592

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Then what is your name, friend?

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,595

@previous (A)
I am not giving my real name on Minchan. I am sure you can understand.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,596

@previous (Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg)
Why, Minichan is a wholesome website! Surely nobody here would ever do anything mischievous with personal information.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,597

@1,268,586 (A)
I always love it when something good happens and then I'm boosted to do even more, work harder, and so on, from the confidence and energy I get. I think the half or so of my life that hasn't been through simple dumb luck, has been through this building, cascading effect. Everything becomes so much easier and lighter.

For me, when I've been at low points, I always seem to under focus on this. Feels like turning the titanic. And if or when anything comes crashing down, I focus on how I may've been misguided or wrong about the way I had saw things that were giving me this sense of progress.

But I think it ultimately doesn't matter. Like for you, even if some of these women aren't being serious, all that matters is that your mood is in a place where you can actually start bettering yourself and your situation. I mean, you already know all this. You spelled it all out already in your post. It's just cool to me to see how we're all kind of similar in this way. Irrational, biological agents of the world.

Throckmorton !dxiFV8kfVg replied with this 2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,598

@1,268,596 (A)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,640

Well it's now 2pm the following day and she hasn't responded. I think it's over. :(

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,643

@previous (A)
How much total time has passed since she last responded?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,646

@1,268,640 (A)
She sounds crazy dude. Find someone normal who isn’t online.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 54 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,650

@1,268,643 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
She last responded at 10:43pm last night and it’s now 3pm. I’m rationalizing it by telling myself that she’s probably just at work and hasn’t checked the app today and will respond whenever she has more free time.

@previous (E)
I’m crazy so I want someone who can match and understand my crazy.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,675

It’s not over!

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,680

@previous (A)
It’s over anon

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,688

ugh

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,689

@1,268,586 (A)
how do you get banned from tinder

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,691

She's crazy, dude. The sex is going to be great, but she is going to destroy your life. Make your choice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,696

@1,268,680 (E)
How so?

@1,268,689 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Used a censored nude picture of my ex when we were trying to find someone for a threesome.

@previous (B)
I just want to love again.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,702

Huzzah! Did you tell her your favorite creepy pasta?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,703

@1,268,691 (B)
He's a little crazy too, so it's perfect

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,704

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> a little

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,740

@1,268,702 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes, and she gave me her Snapchat. Briefly chatted, still haven’t planned anything. I was hanging out with another girl from like 9pm-1am and the main girl has probably fallen asleep. She seems kinda dry tbh. I think she just might be an autist.

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