Topic: Guys, the US is about to invade Russia to stop the Ukraine war and end Putin

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,668

So, I'm an officer aboard the US Navy's largest nuclear submarine. Obviously, I cannot give away our position, but we are en route to Russia. Stay tuned. This is going to be huge.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,268,437

Damn. We just had a thread like this a few months ago. What luck that stuff like this keeps happening!

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,470

long overdue. I had recommended slitting the fucker's throat before the invasion, and it would have saved a lot of fuss. Oh there'd be other fuss, but fuck that guy and his fuss

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,471

@previous (boof)
Don't worry. The US Navy has a battlegroup on the way!

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,473

give him the polonium buttplug

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,482

49, almost 50

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,509

@previous (D)
He's a professor, an expert chef, a former food truck owner, and the author of several failed books. Isn't it great to have a man of many careers amongst us? 🙄🙄

Minichan