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Topic: THIS THREAD SHALL GET 0 REPLIES!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #114,633

Nobody reply, please. Let's break a Minichan record!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,268,060

Yes!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,062

Half my threads already break this record

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,069

@1,268,060 (B)
@previous (C)
Fuck you both for ending my attempt!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,136

@1,268,062 (C)
The lowest record isn't zero, but negative replies. When a thread with replies gets deleted, all those count as negatives. It's a delicate balance to achieve. I'm not sure what my record is, but I know it's -50 or less over the years that MC has existed. The trick is to have a benign enough thread, then to gradually escalate it. You then cap it off by throwing some of the moderation staff or a protected poster under the bus at the right time. Then poof. It's gone.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,144

@previous (D)
True. I never thought of it that way. Wise thinking wise man.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,184

@1,268,136 (D)
> a protected poster
such as?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,185

@previous (E)
Which posters did you think I was referring to?

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,186

@previous (D)
> Which posters did you think I was referring to?
I really don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,187

@previous (E)
No guesses? Honestly, if you don't know, then you probably haven't been here that long and wouldn't know the posters anyway. So don't worry about it.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,188

@previous (D)
I have been around almost since this place started. I can't think of a single poster who I would call "protected", except perhaps Dave.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,189

@previous (E)
You must be pretty dumb then.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,190

@previous (D)
> You must be pretty dumb then.
OK, if you're just going to be a rude antagonistic bastard then forget it.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,191

@previous (E)
You already demonstrated you have little interest in seriously discussing this, so don't act all put out when I do the same.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,214

@previous (D)
> You already demonstrated you have little interest in seriously discussing this
No i didn't. I asked you a question in good faith, and you got all uppity.

> so don't act all put out when I do the same.
I felt your response was rude and unhelpful. I genuinely wanted to know which posters you considered as being "protected". If you don't want to answer my question, then that's fine - don't.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,219

@previous (E)
Here's how this should've gone:

When I asked which posters you thought I was referring to, you should've said something of the form: "I don't know which posters you're referring to, but I'd guess you could mean X, Y, and Z because of reasons A, B, and C. Maybe there's a good argument for Z, but I disagree with X and Y being called protected posters because of reasons D, E, and F."

Instead you refused to answer which either tells me: you're not interested in having a good faith discussion, or you're genuinely very stupid. You told me the former isn't true, so I guess I have no choice to conclude the latter.

So, you want to try this again? Which posters did you think I was referring to?

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,268,224

@previous (D)
No, no, no. Are you a politician? Why does everything have to be an argument? Why does everything have to be a long, laboured discussion? Whatever happened to the simple question and answer exchange format?

I'm not trying to prove a point or something, I'm merely making an inquiry because I lack certain knowledge about the subject.

> you should've said something of the form
No I shouldn't've. I don't need a lecture on discourse from you, thank you very much.

Again, if you don't want to answer my very simple question (because you can't / won't / enjoy being an otherwise so-and-so) then don't. But don't give me that twaddle about argument construction, boy. I will school you any given day.
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